By nekkidness - 21/11/2012 21:06 - United States - Carthage

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
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Le_Anonymous 9

This is going straight to the favorites.

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Helloilike_lacro 8

Did you get your penis back?

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TwoStrokeKing 9

lmao. this made me laugh.

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newbiehere99 6

Your comment made me cry.

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BlowinChronic 18

Your comment gave me cancer.

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PipingMouse 14

Such inspirational comments they are.

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buck33 14

I like turtles.

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manicethemage 9

A you deserved it if I ever saw one.

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ona16 22

65- I like trains

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tristanisgay 7

#65 - Stop trying.

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buck33 14

79 - Ok, I'm sorry.

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PinkGirl246 8

I like turtles too. Turtle Buddies:3

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Le_Anonymous 9

This is going straight to the favorites.

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whiteboy896 9

touché

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SailorSolaris 43

Favorites and facebook! This is epic!

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Helloilike_lacro 8

Did you get your penis back?

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onlychildFTW 33

Probably not. And they probably said "yeah we can tell, there's nothing there." Haha.

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j_cat187 19

Damn, respect it takes balls to do that.

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Isoldael 27

Or alcohol... Lots of alcohol...

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sens3sfailing 24

But he has no balls, the pixies took them too!

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laden_swallow09 34

Please do not mistake stupidity for courage and gumption.

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onlychildFTW 33

It doesn't take balls to do that. It takes alcohol. It would take balls if he wasn't drink. Don't mistake courage with being drunk. They are completely different.

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unsuccesfulmastu 4

Give him some shrooms and OP's dare becomes reality.

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dabeast15 7

Everyone has balls when there drunk

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JustAGirlOnFML 11

Tell them you're joining the reunion unless they give it back

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thenamestaco171 2

Im sure that will make things less awkward. *sarcasm*

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cameron194 9

Lol wow seriously, you totally deserved every bit of that embarrassment lol, YDI

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liv_graham 7

well, it will make a great story for the relatives who couldn't make it.

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Pleonasm 35

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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taniamw 9

..... What are your family reunions like? :/

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lebronesque73091 12

He was referencing the S&M fml right after this one.

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sens3sfailing 24

That still has no connection to this FML and the attempt to connect the 2 was just trying to hard and was ultimately unfunny and failed. No big deal though, happens to everyone.

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imavelociraptor 6

42- too* hard

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

^ that's what pleonasm's S&M-loving relatives said :L

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happyllama12 5

Wow first time I've seen pleonasm thumbed down into oblivion..

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doodlecloud 26

Today, I finally held a family reunion and got to see friends for the first time in years. Then some jackass from next door ran onto my property, naked and drunk, yelling, embarrassing everyone and scaring my elderly mother and the children because he thought it would 'be a laugh'. FML

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alwaysmadi 9

well that's definitely a family reunion they won't forget

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