By nekkidness - United States - Carthage
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
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  onlychildFTW  |  33

It doesn't take balls to do that. It takes alcohol. It would take balls if he wasn't drink. Don't mistake courage with being drunk. They are completely different.

  sens3sfailing  |  24

That still has no connection to this FML and the attempt to connect the 2 was just trying to hard and was ultimately unfunny and failed. No big deal though, happens to everyone.

By  doodlecloud  |  26

Today, I finally held a family reunion and got to see friends for the first time in years. Then some jackass from next door ran onto my property, naked and drunk, yelling, embarrassing everyone and scaring my elderly mother and the children because he thought it would 'be a laugh'. FML