Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML
Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML
Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML
Today, my friends and I decided to prank the pizza guy. Once he rang the doorbell, I jumped out of the bushes wearing a scary mask and holding a fake dagger. He almost instantly whipped out a Taser and got me right in the collarbone. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
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Top comments
Jeffo193 13
I think you know you deserved that one...don't think the kid did though.
unknown_user5566 27
He got to see the goods without even taking you to dinner first? Score 1 for he neighbor boy.
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Comments (153)
Kazenoe 24
When pizza boy doesn't come to you, you go to the pizza boy. No confusing doors inbetween - All you have to do is convince your friends that ordering at the counter is a better idea. Who knows, you might even get some extra attention from your preferred sex! :)
Blue329 15
The little boy is going to end up scarred for life after this situation .
isamisis 9
I'm betting you made a generous donation.
jaytee1994 9
If your a girl then maybe his life wasn't damaged ;) but if your a guy, f*ck HIS life!
etchsanity1 11
Hmmm pretty girls don't usually succumb to base dares like this I would bet she is more in line with overweight and acne ridden if a girl lol
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Why is there any reason why his life would be more scarred or ****** if the person was a guy? I don't get it. D:
PhishloverA 14
One time my friends tied our other friend up to a chair, put a bucket on his head and then answered the door when the pizza guy arrived
Kitty9510 5
that's great for a kid to see. nice job.
sillyyanks 24
And this is why you should get a peep-hole!! I bet that kid didn't pay for his show!!!
jeresaw11 3
Omg u failure. :)
marramrammar 2
Kid will be in love w you for life now- you are his future MILF!
doodoo10 10
why didn't you look through the peep hole? :|