Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
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Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML
Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML
Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML
Today, my friends and I decided to prank the pizza guy. Once he rang the doorbell, I jumped out of the bushes wearing a scary mask and holding a fake dagger. He almost instantly whipped out a Taser and got me right in the collarbone. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
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Top comments
Jeffo193 13
I think you know you deserved that one...don't think the kid did though.
unknown_user5566 27
He got to see the goods without even taking you to dinner first? Score 1 for he neighbor boy.
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Comments (153)
karen1991 15
You know, u could have made sure it was the pizza guy before opening the door..check who it is at the window..door peep hole..or simply ask WHO IS IT???? ..then open the door.
WritingWrongs 8
Even still, why would you want to expose yourself to some poor unsuspecting delivery guy?
gabrayal 10
Peek hole next time just to make sure?
tswizz 13
That kids gonna look back on this when he's older and think he's an absolute legend.
WritingWrongs 8
I doubt it. More like: that kids gonna look back on this when he's older and think he had the weirdest neighbor
Tolarie 13
I would definitely try and remember to use the peephole first next time! (Although hopefully there will be no next time lol)
perdix 31
Congrats, you've just given that boy masturbation material for life!!! Unless you are hideous, in which case, you've scrambled the poor little guy's sexuality.
enormouselephant 15
Perdix, I plan to scramble your sexuality, but in the absolute kinkiest of ways.
unknown_user5566 27
... Am I interrupting something, you two?
kyat288 9
Ummm, don't you have a peephole or a window to look out to see if it's someone such as a police officer or your mom?
thathipsterchick 2
That poor child. YDI for not looking through the peep hole.
perdix 31
Something got raised and it sure wasn't funds. Even little boys get boners fom seeing naked ladies. Hope that makes your evening, pedo.
Snoopy0718 14
What if op Is a guy? The kid is going to need therapy
perdix 31
#28, I'd bet heavily that the OP and her friends are all girls. If she's the fat one covered in body acne from a few weeks ago, the kid would need therapy for sure.
Tanno 3
I hope you said sorry like a true Canadian.
Nitr0_fml 3
Ay
nancyschmancy 9
You mean, eh?
mms_fml 1
YDI for you, FML for the kid