Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
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musu_fml 0
Why on earth would you throw projectiles at other people's moving vehicles? That's a dangerous and dickish thing to do. You utter, utter idiots. I hope you get a conviction that you have to explain to any future employers. #2 I don't know about whichever country this happened in, but if it were in mine I'm sure some kind of assault law, or vandalism, or SOMETHING that covers causing a danger on the roads, would cover it, if there isn't a direct "throwing projectiles at traffic" law.
PlasticShark 0
You deserve that - you could cause someone to crash their car, think about what you're doing...
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lillyass 0
morons
silvermoonstar3 3
Wow... I hope you got arrested. In the US, that's illegal. It should be. I'm sure it'd be REALLY funny if you had made someone crash and die. Idiot.
musu_fml 0
"when your a kid you don't think about consequences." That's simply not true. I thought about the consequences of my actions when I was a kid. I'm sure you did too. All you're trying to do is make a lame excuse for being thoughtless and stupid; "I'm just a kid".
Jf770 10
What the ****? I never thought about the consequences when I was a kid.
juicy_boriqua12 0
wowww. did yu guys get arrested?
Jimboom 12
@ #13 Really? So when you were 8 or 9 you thought about consequences to your actions? I doubt it. The only consequences I knew of at that age were if I do something really naughty then I am going to get a smack and say, if I put my hand in fire then it's going to get burnt. But when your that young and carefree and get caught up in the excitement of a game you don't stop to think about anything other than the here and now. So try again dumbass.
amazinggbaby 2
When he says "kid" I'm pretty sure he meant like a 13 or 14 year old which is old enough to know better. so try again smartass.
boysinabooth 4
Apparently you still have the mentality of an 8 year old because you are incapable of using correct grammar. Seriously, learn English. You're instead of your.
RadioOctopus 16
His message easily got through, I'd think that's all that matters in this particular instance.
babydoll86_fml 0
You jerk. That's what you get for throwing things at people's cars. It's fine to have fun, but not at other people's expense.
musu_fml 0
"So when you were 8 or 9 you thought about consequences to your actions?" Probably not. But when I was 8 or 9 I probably wouldn't have come onto a website and publicly bragged about doing something stupid, even if I were capable of doing it. Do you honestly think the OP is 8 or 9 years old? Because any older than that, and I WOULD expect responsibility for your own actions. "But when your that young and carefree and get caught up in the excitement of a game you don't stop to think about anything other than the here and now." Perhaps when you're still young enough to wet the bed, yes. Not when your age is in double digits.
djfog86 0
As the button says, you deserved that one. What are you guys, 12?
musu_fml 0
Oh, and on a personal note, if the only consequences for being bad you knew of when you were 9 were getting a smack...and you really had no concept whatsoever of other people being harmed or upset by what you might do...then you either had woefully bad parents, or you were ignorant of other people's feelings and thoughts to the point of autism. At age nine you should have a sense of "I won't punch Mary in the face because Mary won't like it", not just "I'll get punished if I do."
RadioOctopus 16
Lack of empathy.
lifesabit 0
#15..... yes.... cause 8 year olds are here on FML posti...... actually.... looking at you and several other posters that come up..... that actually makes alot of sense. Carry on.