Never too old for freedom

By Anonymous - 11/06/2023 00:02

Today, my last grown child moved out and into their own place. As I stood in my house, which was finally empty and quiet for the first time in 37 years, all I could think was, "THANK GOD THOSE IRRITATING SODS ARE GONE, I HAVE MY LIFE BACK, BUT DAMN IT, I’M TOO OLD TO HAVE REAL FUN ANYMORE." FML
I agree, your life sucks 454
You deserved it 780

Same thing different taste

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You’re never too old to have fun. Go enjoy your regained freedom

Why did you have kids if you hate them?

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You’re never too old to have fun. Go enjoy your regained freedom

Why did you have kids if you hate them?

I mean, that's what happens when you have kids. That's also why I'll never have them lol

In 20 years you will look back and think you were so young now

Fathers' Day is coming up. I'm guessing you're not expecting much from the IRRITATING SODS.