FML : Today, as I was buying carrots, a little red light started flashing and an alarm sounded. Curious, I looked up, only to get sprayed in the face by a sprinkler...

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Today, as I was buying carrots, a little red light started flashing and an alarm sounded. Curious, I looked up, only to get sprayed in the face by a sprinkler for the produce section of the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By PrintMaster / Tuesday 20 July 2010 02:06 / United States

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By VoodooGypsy | 2

#1112785 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:56

I always used to put my face in the mist when I was a kid. Not a big deal.

By CallMeHush | 0

#1112840 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:02

Oh the HORROR!

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By _streets_ | 19

#1112783 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:56

lol WTF? fyl

destinyisdead | 5

#1112811 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:59

ahh. you are such a whimp if you think that's gonna hurt you. you probably needed it. if you took more showers you wouldn't be so alarmed at water hitting you in the face.

WTFjizzinmypantz | 0

#1112818 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:00

hahah fail

the_flirtt | 0

#1112826 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:00

wow this is a lame fml

imaginaryvoice | 18

#1112879 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:06

You should start licking the mist. Haha

Arsonnist | 3

#1112888 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:07

Haha tricked ya.

the_flirtt | 0

#1112905 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:09

wat lmao ?

missmurderx | 8

#1112908 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:10

exactly; lame.
how'd this get passed?!
it's not an fml; it's more like an ehh, shit happens moment.
silly kid. xD

Shokz992 | 0

#1112942 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:15

And the fact you instinctively looked up? Stupid FML.

Arsonnist | 3

#1113006 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:32

Retard on aisle 12. Jk op.

Generalx3 | 0

#1113026 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:35

this is not a legit fml. o.o

whoooop | 0

#1113073 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:43

what a fag

kfrizzle2 | 4

#1113145 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:57

I smell my armpits.

abcdefghijKayla | 0

#1113177 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:03

oh my god, you are so stupid.

Generalx3 | 0

#1113185 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:03

why was this put thru? o.o

Shookitup | 0

#1113242 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:21

fail.

holysmokes420 | 0

#1113280 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:29

no. you

MrWTF_fml | 2

#1113287 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:31

op I think you were stinking up the store so they had to give you a shower hahahahah

YourEvilHero | 12

#1113308 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:40

I like toput my hands in the mist, then all the germy dirty water drips onto the food

hales1919 | 3

#1113372 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 11:18

ahah if I saw that I would laugh at you

nyrangers1022 | 6

#1113441 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 12:07

its just mist, u dont get soaked from it. how did i never notice that vegetable aisles have sprinklers

OhWowFYLindeed | 0

#1113665 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 13:31

It's just water, chill. :) Itll dry off.

love_musik | 0

#1113872 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 15:50

I agree with the above ^^
you aren't going to melt or anything. and it was a sprinkler right not a downpour....

gabbster95 | 0

#1114592 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:33

Free Shower!!!!!!!!

megiscool123 | 0

#1114609 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:41

hahah see if I were u i'd be laughing

msyelowbubblegum | 0

#1114993 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 20:04

hahahahahahha oh wow stupid :P no biggy except its kinda embarassing and it hirts ur eyes for a lil bit get over it :) haha

DiscountDJ25 | 0

#1118220 - Wednesday 21 July 2010 7:03

It seems that some of the employees there found out how to work the watering system.
Sounds like a joke I would do.

TiffanyBlews27 | 0

#1119613 - Wednesday 21 July 2010 17:58

... Maybe the OP was afraid of melting? lol

By VoodooGypsy | 2

#1112785 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:56

I always used to put my face in the mist when I was a kid. Not a big deal.

isaiaha11 | 2

#1114419 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:47

agree and did the same^

sourgirl101 | 25

#1114469 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:58

Ya they have those mist machines at Disney. So refreshing on a hot day.

twinny_sc | 13

#1115522 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 22:31

#2 I still do that...

By cbr600_fml | 0

#1112787 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:56

this is not a fml so u got a little wet big deal

By danyfuckinheatle | 0

#1112789 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:56

oh wow laaamme

By shea627 | 20

#1112791 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:57

I love those

serbodude | 0

#1113139 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:56

your picture makes you sound/look sarcastic

serbodude | 0

#1113152 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:59

nvm. this one mad kid said that he loved the shower things. I swear he was here a minute ago...

serbodude | 0

#1113158 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:00

WTF!?! there he is!

Freeze_fml | 16

#1113271 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:28

I think it's a girl.

956TXking | 0

#1114153 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:49

WTF is it?

shea627 | 20

#1114614 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:41

well I'm trying to change it but my computer broke and I don't think I can do it from
my phone

serbodude | 0

#1115045 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 20:18

it was a different picture when I wrote my first comment. no offence to " Shea " but I can't tell what gender you are

By Doomire | 0

#1112798 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:57

why was this passed? the exact same FML was posted earlier today....

_streets_ | 19

#1112902 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:09

this is a very stupid fml I do not understand how it got passed either.

By aznkimmy77 | 0

#1112801 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:58

Haha. I love those little spray things xP

By MotherGrimm | 0

#1112805 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:58

Deffinately not an FML

By hsshae | 0

#1112836 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:01

bitch got sprayed haha

By CallMeHush | 0

#1112840 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:02

Oh the HORROR!

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