Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML
Today, I was the only sober person at a bonfire. After being hit in the eye with a snowball, taking people's keys away because they were too wasted to drive, making sure no one died and stabbing the bottom of my foot with a nail, I got to sleep in the snow. Without any blankets. FML
Today, I tried to leave a rowdy Christmas party early. The apartment door creaked loudly, someone asked where I was going, and suddenly I was explaining my schedule to 10 drunk people. I stayed another hour to avoid more drunk people telling me to, "COME ON, STAY, HAVE A DRINK." FML
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JamoB 7
Thats a good thing OP, What comes around goes around
MyUsernameKatie 31
You did a great thing OP. You kept them off the roads. That very well could have saved lives, especially with 15 people drinking/drunk
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Comments (93)
Omniprism 15
They owe you.
Enslaved 38
15? All in a sudden I'm picturing "Clowns in a Car".
stormstarcj 12
Better than finding 14 friends killed in a car accident. And other people, too. Don't complain. Be thankful.
askullnamedbilly 33
Be thankful that their friends didn't think to plan ahead before they got drunk? Grudgingly doing what's right I get, but actually asking OP to be thankful for getting to drive 15 people god knows where is a bit much.
sonnyrosa 32
Are you unfamiliar with how to call for a taxi cab?
DoginDarkness 8
Good on you, those people are lucky to have somebody care enough about them.
jefrey 9
i wish i have a friend like you...
arianaxoxo 8
You should have joined in too, at least then you wouldn't have been stuck with the taxi job :p
Dom_Olivares 12
That's what I had to do for my mom and her friends when I first got my license!
ob81 8
I don't think this is a FML. You did a good thing op. A great thing actually. This has potential to be a FML if this happens every single time you are at a party with your friends though.
ctlnaaia71 8
This is not a FML or a YDI, this is more like a WTG!!! You are a real hero!