Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML
Today, I was the only sober person at a bonfire. After being hit in the eye with a snowball, taking people's keys away because they were too wasted to drive, making sure no one died and stabbing the bottom of my foot with a nail, I got to sleep in the snow. Without any blankets. FML
Today, I tried to leave a rowdy Christmas party early. The apartment door creaked loudly, someone asked where I was going, and suddenly I was explaining my schedule to 10 drunk people. I stayed another hour to avoid more drunk people telling me to, "COME ON, STAY, HAVE A DRINK." FML
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JamoB 7
Thats a good thing OP, What comes around goes around
MyUsernameKatie 31
You did a great thing OP. You kept them off the roads. That very well could have saved lives, especially with 15 people drinking/drunk
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Comments (93)
Rag_dollxx 21
You did a great thing OP. If more people had friends like you I probably wouldn't be sitting at home on disability benefit after being hit by a drunk driver.
Kershaw45 9
Must have been a mind **** when they woke up to their car missing.
cballin15 1
or just drink so you can't drive, then call a taxi so you're not bitching about driving people when your the only one able to
cballin15 1
this is not a hardship or something to bitch about. I stopped drinking for a few months and offered my friends rides if they needed it. I didn't even have to be with them, it's called being a friend. don't bitch about it geez
g4m30v3r 11
Your a good friend!
Dark_Stream 29
YDI, but in a good way. I hope your friends appreciated your effort and thanked you properly,
MissSarcasm01 18
Haha. Next time, get drunk as **** and then get everybody else(but your enemy) drunk. Then, proceed to gang up on the enemy with an army of wasted reindeers, and insist on the person driving ALL of you home.
aaronsayshi 21
You could've done 3 at a time or 4 at a time
Florentina 17
Why didn't they just call themselves a cab? You're not their own personal chauffeur...
underthesea12 24
Next time drink... there are things called taxis and they will do the driving.