Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML
Today, I was the only sober person at a bonfire. After being hit in the eye with a snowball, taking people's keys away because they were too wasted to drive, making sure no one died and stabbing the bottom of my foot with a nail, I got to sleep in the snow. Without any blankets. FML
Today, I tried to leave a rowdy Christmas party early. The apartment door creaked loudly, someone asked where I was going, and suddenly I was explaining my schedule to 10 drunk people. I stayed another hour to avoid more drunk people telling me to, "COME ON, STAY, HAVE A DRINK." FML
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JamoB 7
Thats a good thing OP, What comes around goes around
MyUsernameKatie 31
You did a great thing OP. You kept them off the roads. That very well could have saved lives, especially with 15 people drinking/drunk
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Comments (93)
TheHeavyOne 15
YDI for not drinking. Good on you for not letting others drink & drive.
itsmimi121 8
after dropping off the first two, I would have stopped at a bar near my house, then everyone would have had to get a cab
xXBrennanXx 5
you should have taken a huge drink of something
sabrinamarie3 15
You're a good friend though... Thats a plus... Right? (:
kbolt89 5
You should have just downed a couple shots and then said: "I guess we are having a sleepover!" Or they could be decent people and get taxis. Either one would work.
apu_nahasapeemap 10
This is why I don't drive my car to Christmas parties if I can help it.
Shade1982 21
This may be one of those occasions where people learn to use that 'NO' word we talk about...
Devilknighthawk 9
I would have asked for a small fee from each of them... You could get a nice bit of money from that ^^ (like 5-10 dollars each)
thefmlman2011 37
I hope they paid you OP!
Ilikepie82479 20
I'm proud of you OP