Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
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Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML
Today, I was the only sober person at a bonfire. After being hit in the eye with a snowball, taking people's keys away because they were too wasted to drive, making sure no one died and stabbing the bottom of my foot with a nail, I got to sleep in the snow. Without any blankets. FML
Today, I tried to leave a rowdy Christmas party early. The apartment door creaked loudly, someone asked where I was going, and suddenly I was explaining my schedule to 10 drunk people. I stayed another hour to avoid more drunk people telling me to, "COME ON, STAY, HAVE A DRINK." FML
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JamoB 7
Thats a good thing OP, What comes around goes around
MyUsernameKatie 31
You did a great thing OP. You kept them off the roads. That very well could have saved lives, especially with 15 people drinking/drunk
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Comments (93)
Xotoolyxo 16
You are a good friend OP, they all owe you one
viau 13
hope karma pays you back
djPanda 8
If u can't beat em, join em
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, you could have technically left them there to fester in their own inebriated-induced vomit, but that would have been cause for bad karma. You're a good friend and I do hope they at least have the decency to thank you for doing that.
Britt125 16
You did a very nice and good thing. I would have left them all to cab/bus/walk home, their fault for getting too drunk to drive, I'd take their car keys too if I was worried they'd drive anyway. I mean it would have been one thing if it was a couple people and you'd agreed beforehand to drive them if they wanted to drink, but to be stuck taking 14 people home isn't fair. Still good for you for being a good person and making sure everybody was safe.
VampOfSavannah 31
Admirable thing to do, but perhaps next time at least a few of them will bring money for a cab.
JoBHarvelle 7
Kudos to you! I wouldn't have been able to handle so many drunks at once. Did you have a van or something or had to take them home one at a time? Either way, kudos!:)
ZombieSazza 34
You're a good friend and they really do not deserve you, make excuses to not go next time or have a couple of drinks/don't drive over so no-one ends up using you for lifts. Your friends are shitty for not getting taxis, but you Sir, are a true hero.
its_love2 31
I would have charged each one for the trip just as a cab would have (albeit probably cheaper). It is not your responsibility to make sure they all get home for free!!! Good for you to ensure no one drove drunk though!!!!! :)
swimbitch 5
Stop at every gas station and ask everyone to contribute in the gas fund then just pretend to fill the tank since there drunk they won't notice