By verysadasian - 30/07/2009 14:21 - United States

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Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML
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Same thing different taste

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....Wow. YDI, for being lame enough to BE comparing dick sizes with your friends. Do you not have anything better to do?

didn't you know the size of your own dick before you entered a measuring contest?

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WTF?! Y'all are ******* gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but you're all dismayed you have a tiny penis, as if you didn't ******* know already. Two words: vienna sausage. Sucks to be you. Maybe now you'll keep it in your pants around your boyfriends.

Bunnystomper 1

Well since there are about 4 billion asians (not counting other countries outside of the asian reigion) , I'm gonna say that the penis size doesn't matter at all; they seem to be getting plenty.

AssOf2009 0
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DeviousMcShifty 0

haha your all hilarious.homosexuality isnt solely based on physical actions.its also coupled with mental attraction,etc.i know plenty of straight ppl whove experimented doin shit like that.you guys should read up before you go judging someone.haha.and im completely straight,but its been proven gay people have less chance to commit a crime,are cleaner,and more educated.OH NO!.

doud thats pritty gay man u should think befor u tell people that but then again it dident seem like u were thinking when u entered a dick size compatition cuz u must have faild to relize u were the only asian on the there

Shame. If you were the biggest they could have called you Mjr. Li Hung. FYL :P

Pulling out your dicks in front of each other sounds so gay, stupid, and funny. Hope you all got erections.

dbjb40 0

science always said that asians had the smallest dick sizes compared to whites blacks you just proved it