Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
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Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
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NotDarkKnight 27
Many people would find this statement concerning. Might want to reconsider this friendship. And keep her far away from your boyfriend.
Araj_Hs 19
You need new friends in your life.
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Comments (111)
nitrog100 21
I don't have the context to know how to feel about that. If your friend doesn't think she'll meet the right guy before her time runs out, she's going to want to find a trustworthy sperm donor with desirable traits. Apparently, that person is your boyfriend.
thatonetribute 31
No friend of yours.
raznb 7
maybe, she's already pregnant with your bf's baby? just trying to play safe maybe?
tdawg91 17
Am I the only one wondering if the boyfriend and best friend have already had sex?
saffy66 34
That's just wrong on so many levels. That would be a friendship deal-breaker for me.let's just hope she was kidding and hadn't already talked it over with him...
mine___turtles10 13
At least she asked
ballbags 14
I believe she is basicaly telling you she bumped uglies with your man already. It will be confirmed in 9 months
nityasomaiya 46
Great friends you have there..
wolfy314 5
Plot twist.. Shes already pregnant by your boyfriend
Miranderh 15
Kick her ass. Please.