Pregnancy and Cheating: Spreading - FML

Spreading

By Anonymous - 16/07/2021 18:01

Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML

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You deserved it 159

Pregnancy Cheating

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By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 728

You deserved it 609

By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 467

You deserved it 3 543

By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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You deserved it 2 813

By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 246

By anonymous - 03/12/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 763

You deserved it 82 656

By Carolyn Dee Humphrey - 07/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my friend and I have the same due date and the same baby daddy. It's my boyfriend of 9 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 401

You deserved it 425

The Other Woman

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

I agree, your life sucks 931

You deserved it 180

Double Impact

By Zoogangcapk - 01/01/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 533

You deserved it 10 125

By AFGirlfriend - 28/03/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML

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You deserved it 6 948

Congrats!

By sodonewiththis89 - 10/02/2021 13:59

Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 356

You deserved it 73

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Top comments

SirSteamLocomotive 9

Friday 16 July 2021 19:54

So, ex-boyfriend and ex-best friend? Or a MFF Triad? Whatever happens, I wish you and you baby the best.

roxsie_rox 6

Friday 16 July 2021 22:33

you had a typo? ex-boyfriend and ex-bestfriend . treat your self better and protect your baby . if it's a girl you don't want her thinking that's OK and if it's a boy you don't want him to be like daddy . you deserve a king for you and your family my dear!

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SirSteamLocomotive 9

Friday 16 July 2021 19:54

So, ex-boyfriend and ex-best friend? Or a MFF Triad? Whatever happens, I wish you and you baby the best.

roxsie_rox 6

Friday 16 July 2021 22:33

you had a typo? ex-boyfriend and ex-bestfriend . treat your self better and protect your baby . if it's a girl you don't want her thinking that's OK and if it's a boy you don't want him to be like daddy . you deserve a king for you and your family my dear!

Wadlaen 23

Friday 16 July 2021 23:59

Try to look at it from a positive angle: One big, happy family! Congrats to all of you!

EBrogen 12

Saturday 17 July 2021 6:56

Utah has some nice scenery.

Adam Scully 7

Monday 19 July 2021 2:59

I’m confused by the wording here…

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Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML

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The Top

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Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML

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Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

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Today, I discovered that my cool, unique first name translates to "unwanted" in Hindi. Both my parents studied abroad in India for five years. FML

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Today, I got a talking-to at work from my new manager for eating other peoples' lunches. Immediately afterwards, I watched my manager leave the room, take MY lunch, and begin eating it. Apparently my new manager is the thief, and I'm now the office pariah who gets the blame. Nobody believes me. FML

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You deserved it 307

Today, at college, I finally talked myself into confessing my feelings to a girl I really like. Her response was to threaten to sue me. For what, exactly? I have no goddamned idea. I just don't understand people anymore. FML

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