Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
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Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, I found out my friend and I have the same due date and the same baby daddy. It's my boyfriend of 9 years. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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SirSteamLocomotive 9
So, ex-boyfriend and ex-best friend? Or a MFF Triad? Whatever happens, I wish you and you baby the best.
roxsie_rox 6
you had a typo? ex-boyfriend and ex-bestfriend . treat your self better and protect your baby . if it's a girl you don't want her thinking that's OK and if it's a boy you don't want him to be like daddy . you deserve a king for you and your family my dear!
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SirSteamLocomotive 9
So, ex-boyfriend and ex-best friend? Or a MFF Triad? Whatever happens, I wish you and you baby the best.
roxsie_rox 6
you had a typo? ex-boyfriend and ex-bestfriend . treat your self better and protect your baby . if it's a girl you don't want her thinking that's OK and if it's a boy you don't want him to be like daddy . you deserve a king for you and your family my dear!
Wadlaen 24
Try to look at it from a positive angle: One big, happy family! Congrats to all of you!
EBrogen 12
Utah has some nice scenery.
Adam Scully 7
I’m confused by the wording here…