Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, my best friend called me and told me she was in the hospital in labor. Excited, I rush to the hospital. Once I arrived, I saw my boyfriend of 4 years in the room. I asked him what he was doing there and my friend says, “You wanna tell her or should I?” Turns out he’s leaving me for her. The baby is his. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
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NotDarkKnight 27
Many people would find this statement concerning. Might want to reconsider this friendship. And keep her far away from your boyfriend.
Araj_Hs 19
You need new friends in your life.
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Comments (111)
ScarredFlame 17
I don't even know what to say to that...
Solano2580 24
Either she is obsessed with him and is dead set on getting pregnant with him, or they already had sex and she is pregnant, nut she's trying to hide that part
suukie2488 3
I most def would've punched her right in the mouth...
CatsAreMyLife_ 3
How old are you guys?!
more4me 27
My thoughts exactly !
shitstorm28 11
I'm assuming that's gonna be a no, but at least she had the guts to talk to you about it instead of just trying to seduce your boyfriend. maybe artificial insemination is an option?
cypherwars 15
wow that's wrong on so many levels.... you need to stay away from that one
Hinup 11
i would reconsider this... friendship
erizonkim 17
I hope that was a bad joke or else time to reconsider the friendship
alex_jaguara 33
Now that's a paddlin'