Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
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Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
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NotDarkKnight 27
Many people would find this statement concerning. Might want to reconsider this friendship. And keep her far away from your boyfriend.
Araj_Hs 19
You need new friends in your life.
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Comments (111)
stephanyovalle 15
There's artificial insemination. Maybe she just wants good genes. Your bf could give the sperm, with the condition that he'll never be attached to her or to the child, and that means no child support or whatsoever. I mean, I don't know your bf medical history, but that could be a starter.
Queenie2014 11
Yeah but the would completely change the dynamics of OP's relationship with her friend and her relationship with boyfriend boyfriend
Algorithm 24
I'm kind of baffled. How did it seem okay to her to say this to the person she said it to? In what universe is her best guess for the reaction going to be "wow, they're going to totally love this idea"?
xwingtwo 15
Pimp him out.
victorvldv 8
Yeah. Your friend is some kind of dumb isn't she?
mmazzaa 16
Wouldn't be surprise if they'r ******* behind your back tbh
slugger3177 10
I'd say they may be hooking up behind your back and she just admitted it to you in a round about way I'd start talking to him about that if I were you
AkumaUchiha 19
Maybe he already got your friend pregnant and if she asked it would have been less of a surprise when the baby came
Andatop 16
She needs to be put in her place, like right away.
cottoncandylips 16
I agree!
VeganDarkLight 31
On the positive side, she must think your boyfriend has good genes to want him to be the father of her child. But it's still inapproriate to ask a friend for her boyfriend's sperm. I would recommend you to have a serious conversation with her instead of ending your friendship just because of this incident.
travellingfun 18
Be careful she might do something crazy to get your boyfriend, don't want to put doubt in your mind but hopefully your boyfriend is loyal!