Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
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Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, my best friend called me and told me she was in the hospital in labor. Excited, I rush to the hospital. Once I arrived, I saw my boyfriend of 4 years in the room. I asked him what he was doing there and my friend says, “You wanna tell her or should I?” Turns out he’s leaving me for her. The baby is his. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
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NotDarkKnight 27
Many people would find this statement concerning. Might want to reconsider this friendship. And keep her far away from your boyfriend.
Araj_Hs 19
You need new friends in your life.
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Comments (111)
MariahNichole7 13
Yeah new friend and make sure she didn't have sex with your bf and got pregnant from him. For her to ask that question so you wouldn't get pissed. Shady friends out there.
asherm 15
I had one of those "friends". They're now engaged. I'd dump her as a friend
PennyLane27 32
Wow. That's a special kind of crazy. Cut her out of your life, stat. And inform your boyfriend to avoid her, too. I'd normally never suggest to choose a friend over a guy, but frankly it's a safety concern. You don't wanna end up a news headline.
Mossygirl357 12
First put her in her place. Second get a new friend cause true friends don't do that.
joelp232 17
well that just took an awkward turn
8Dirty1 24
as in him donate sperm? that would be a little different but I'd still reconsider that friendship and investigate the matter
Lunarlilly 12
Like wants him to donate sperm? Cause that changes the FML. He could always say no
Flyndaran 10
Yep, only ***** want to have children. Evil ******* breeders.
ndnpride88 25
Prolly now the most awkward conversation Yall have ever had. Good luck OP
classicsparkles 17
66- I don't think that he meant that she was a **** for wanting a baby so much as wanting it with the boyfriend of her friend.