Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
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Top comments
VannahJane 17
And that is when you decide to get a refill on popcorn and never come back
James64138 26
Oh, so that's something you're not supposed to do on a first date? That explains everything...
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Comments (139)
gregkingsley 4
I ain't saying he's a gold digger but he ain't messing with no................
brackaman 18
Tissue paper..?
AzWolf 5
Marking his territory???
GhostChickens 17
Why would anybody even do that?! If he picked his nose, I would have thought he'd at least be subtle about it. What kind of person thinks, "I'll wipe my gross nose babies on 'em and they'll love it!"? That's ridiculous.
crimsonlover4 31
Just wanted to let you know how awesome "nose babies" is as a nickname for boogies lol (I have never heard that one before). And I totally agree with you! Though I'm sure OP and any other sane person would have preferred him NOT to pick his nose, especially on a date! Did he think she was blind?! Lol
RedPillSucks 33
It was probably a dark movie theatre. He probably thought she wouldn't see him do it. That is rude on multiple levels. He was being disrespectful as well as gross.
PenguinBitch 44
He thinks you're a gold digger. Since you didn't get turn on, you're fine. He trusts you now.
trollburger_fml 4
Damn right, a real player wont wipe his boogers in his Armani jeans. Why not make a smooth glide across your leg, acting all sexy, shame you noticed that he picked his nose though, overall I give it a 6/10 for the attempt.
tildoorf84 7
he's a gold digger
buckdharma 38
Don't let him force his fluids on you. You need a good snotblocker.
onorexveritas 24
I can tell he liked you too
charvisioku 22
Wonder if this was the same guy who ate a woman's eyelash in a previous FML?
_Burnett89 9
How is he perfect? When he wipes boogers on your pants. That's disgusting