Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML
Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
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VannahJane 17
And that is when you decide to get a refill on popcorn and never come back
James64138 26
Oh, so that's something you're not supposed to do on a first date? That explains everything...
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Comments (139)
hellox3howlow 17
Guess he's not so perfect then after all- Just very good looking. There are plenty of great guys who probably won't do that! Hopefully he didn't do that because he didn't want to hear from you again. :O. Also, I don't think you deserve anything for saying that he was perfect and good-looking, as if we all never had this thought before about someone... We're all human here, probably.
emag_eht 18
Why can't you just say you were dumped not "broken up with"? Anyway, it sucks that he did that to you but it's a little boogie it won't kill ya. Just remember not to dress like a napkin for the next guy.
xRezSynn 15
Go to the bathroom and don't come back time?
nahbean13 3
At least he didn't dig around in his pants and then wipe his finger on your nose.
Chris20003 17
Never judge a book by its cover, kind of rings true in a lot of situation including this one.
doctorhook86 25
I gave this a YDI because of how the OP defined the perfect guy: tall, muscular, and handsome, and not a nose-picker. No matter if he's an idiotic, lazy, unemployed, misogynistic, abusive, child-molesting douchebag, just so long as he's hot and doesn't ruin in by picking his nose. Dumb, OP.
Baybiiie 11
I don't blame OP for saying he was perfect because we always fall in love with looks first. Stop being hypocritical saying OP is shallow because majority of people need to be physically attracted to a person to want to see them again. Everyone's done it at some point. Get off your high horses.
EvilUndead 9
121, that's a fairytale. You'll need physical attraction at least initially. If your partner is repulsive for you, you'll end with friendship at most. The important part, however, is that everybody have different preferences, and they might not match popular beauty "standard".
Baybiiie 11
#121- let me ask you something: When you meet or see someone for the first time and you want their number. What made you think that? Certainly not their personality since you don't know them. Pfffft!
sarah17xx_fml 10
Yuck that's an instant turn off, no matter how good looking he is!
icepick23 12
YDI for being shallow
madisonrose626 5
I like your definition of perfect *sarcasm*, very shallow!