Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
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Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
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lmmmr 0
"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.
Katzilla_dances 0
YDI for doing pot
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kukopia 0
It's okay. You'll make a lot of new friends in jeuvie. They'll help you 'repay' your old friend.
goldsnake 0
You deserve it 100% dont do pot, never wouldve happened hope you got the beat down good sir
Tubasaurus 0
Because one's personal pot usage is SOOOO harmful to everybody else. Oh no, somebody call the whaaaambulance!
SkyBirdy 5
Weed is the best.
tcooperrider 0
thats not even that bad. if it didnt have such a negative stigma surrounding it there wouldn't be a problem. its good that your parents know. be proud about smoking pot, man.
Taubin 0
YDI Try quitting the pot, and get a good job... IF you can these days... Doing drugs is really dumb now, especially if you need a job. Hell, you have college grads that are fighting for jobs flipping burgers, you really think they will take a pothead over one of those people?
flex_able 0
lol potheads consentrate more, i am one and i have an AMAZING job and you wouldnt even know to look at me. the grads should try it sometime, maybe it will help them. so yes they WILL take a pot head over those...haha got a love the world we live. everyone needs a vice!
xHaniffax 0
That's hilarious...yet, you can't spell "concentrate".
lmmmr 0
#17 has a very good point. Felony drug charges are going to make life impossible for anyone these days. And #23 is lame. Concentrate.
anoymousjoe 0
haha he also thinks ADVICE is pronounced and spelled as a vice
boatkicker 4
actually i think they meant a vice teh way it actually was written. vice as in not a virtue. lol
jnic 0
LOL. you've never heard the word "vice"? I love it when people fail trying to point out fail that isn't there.
mmmmeghan 0
Um I just got a college degree and am also a pothead. Which category do I fall under?
Tubasaurus 0
Because everybody who smokes pot is guaranteed to be unsuccessful right?
flex_able 0
no need to prove anything, lol it was an s instead of c BIG DEAL!! so isnt it ironic. hehe
flex_able 0
the point was the point...NOT the spelling LOL because you still understood what i meant.
cheertigers 0
all of you peoplewho think smoking weed is cool or healthy, yall are stupid!
Juggalette_623 9
"People" and "who" are two words. "Yall" isn't all that good a term to use when calling anyone stupid either. Hello Kettle? This is the Pot, can you guess what color you are? :D FYL
aznbillybob4sho 0
hey "yall" I think smoking weed is stupid! LOL FYL!!!
dommosoh 0
Nice friend you have there.
scarletclaw 11
Sorry but I'm confused. Does OP do pot or was his friend just trying to get him in deep shit?
nonotme 0
Pot's not good for you, but it's not really that bad for you either- no worse than alcohol or nicotine FYL, beat the shit out of your "friend".
failsatlife6 0
maybe you shouldn't do drugs. YDI.
meshee03 0
pot isn't a drug dummyyyy
glenzhao2 16
Marijuana, in its most common form, is a psychoactive drug. Dummmmyyy. Don't bother with the whole "Weed is not a drug" argument, it's pathetic.
The_9th_Doctor 18
@meshee. pot is a narcotic. it's an addiction. henceforth it's a drug.
lmmmr 0
"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.
absurdliaisons 0
Agreed. OP: If you're still living with your parents, YDI.
abcdefghiloveyou 0
The OP is probably under 18... but if he's not, HDI
Niasyn 0
Have cooler friends AND parents.