By Joe Lizen - United States - New Lenox
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
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By  elephantom12  |  9

Your mom needs to chill out. I don't smoke it but pot isn't Bad for you.

By  Dixbfloppin  |  11

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  Alphakhiash  |  13

No... his dad "is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner", not "is blackmailing a 52-year-old stoner".
Edit: apparently I'm not the first one to the punch, haha. Hi Alan!

  Dixbfloppin  |  11

HOLY SHIT, I am fucking stupid. I didn't read the a in between the "apparently" and the "blackmailing". Ignore my comment and leave my poor, brainless, sorry soul to die now.

By  commonlogicz42  |  6

Very interesting family. The kid doesn't smoke pot, but is unrightfully taking the fall for her blackmailing bud burning papa. And the mother is likely anti chron and completely unaware that her husband enjoys a good blaze. The father has no qualms about omitting certain vital information from his wife, and blackmailing his child. And the kids a moron for not taking this into account and pulling a full reversal on the papa.


With a name like b0ngs I'd say it's fair to assume your well versed in stoner lingo. Perhaps one day you'd like to swap terminology. And for all you "more righteous than thou" types, just because someone occasionally does a little self-cooking doesn't mean they're unintelligent.

By  carminecris89  |  13

Your dad sounds like a complete loser. You should tell your mom the truth. A concert is not worth being punished for something you didn't do. Your dad is a terrible person for doing this to you. If you let him successfully get away with this he will do it again.