By Joe Lizen - 07/08/2012 01:40 - United States - New Lenox

Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
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And here come the pot debates...

JocelynKaulitz 28

Hey, you can always rat him out after you go to the concert :)


Your mom needs to chill out. I don't smoke it but pot isn't Bad for you.

And here come the pot debates...

inb4argument I have saved us all.

^ I believe that my IQ just dropped about 10 points after reading that.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Hey, you can always rat him out after you go to the concert :)

muhrissaa 4

Right when I read this comment, I had a weird feeling there was gonna be a pot debate coming. Good call #5!

Considering his mum is screaming and cussing him out I doubt he can go to the concert either way

StayClassyLassy 6

I see what you did there #1...

Blackmail111 9

16- Clever girl.

blue_seduction 6

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pcentral 17

2 - Is it wrong to say I love you?

Just bear with it- at least you'll still get to go to the concert ;)

blue_seduction 6

Not at all

morganrules123 10

Did anyone notice how similar 2 and 15 look in those poses?

... Looks like they are starting a bro-mance on our little old FML... Bless

You two should go on a date to chik fil a

What the hell is chik fil a?

FMLshark 12

48: Google is your friend.

Bitch please... Just say what it is and save everyone some time. So yeah... What the hell is chik fil a? Sounds like a restaurant...

Chik Fil A is a restaurant. A fast food type with chicken as the only meat on the menu. It is very good.

Looked it up. Thanks

Your dad is awesome

He needs it for his "Glaucoma".

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yoursucklives 36

what the fuck? read the FML again please.

No... his dad "is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner", not "is blackmailing a 52-year-old stoner". Edit: apparently I'm not the first one to the punch, haha. Hi Alan!

Read the FML before commenting

HOLY SHIT, I am fucking stupid. I didn't read the a in between the "apparently" and the "blackmailing". Ignore my comment and leave my poor, brainless, sorry soul to die now.

Awe don't be so harsh on yourself 13. Everyone makes mistakes. I usually check again before commenting though ^_^

Thats why dixbfloppin is still in school (or so i hope) youngster still got room to grow lol

Hahaha what the fuck WERE you reading? Don't worry though, It happens :)

his dad is 52 years old but yeah he should be old enough to go to the concert regardless

Sucks OP! But it's funny to read...

yoursucklives 36

and your mom let's you go to that concert after finding pot in your room?

That's what I thought! Screwed either way really...

SanchoClaus25 6

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Cool,* sport.

Very interesting family. The kid doesn't smoke pot, but is unrightfully taking the fall for her blackmailing bud burning papa. And the mother is likely anti chron and completely unaware that her husband enjoys a good blaze. The father has no qualms about omitting certain vital information from his wife, and blackmailing his child. And the kids a moron for not taking this into account and pulling a full reversal on the papa.

b0ngs 7

I detect heavy stoner lingo and a big brain from you •_^

Sounds like the average family...

With a name like b0ngs I'd say it's fair to assume your well versed in stoner lingo. Perhaps one day you'd like to swap terminology. And for all you "more righteous than thou" types, just because someone occasionally does a little self-cooking doesn't mean they're unintelligent.

Bongs-you have been on almost every FML post I've read, or maybe you just stick out more because well your name is bongs.

carminecris89 13

Your dad sounds like a complete loser. You should tell your mom the truth. A concert is not worth being punished for something you didn't do. Your dad is a terrible person for doing this to you. If you let him successfully get away with this he will do it again.

tywinn 1

But then again. A 52 year old shouldn't live with their parents!

Nope, that's why you should re-read the FML.