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Your mom needs to chill out. I don't smoke it but pot isn't Bad for you.
And here come the pot debates...
inb4argument I have saved us all.
^ I believe that my IQ just dropped about 10 points after reading that.
Considering his mum is screaming and cussing him out I doubt he can go to the concert either way
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Show it anywayJust bear with it- at least you'll still get to go to the concert ;)
... Looks like they are starting a bro-mance on our little old FML... Bless
You two should go on a date to chik fil a
What the hell is chik fil a?
Bitch please... Just say what it is and save everyone some time. So yeah... What the hell is chik fil a? Sounds like a restaurant...
Chik Fil A is a restaurant. A fast food type with chicken as the only meat on the menu. It is very good.
Fil a??
Looked it up. Thanks
Your dad is awesome
He needs it for his "Glaucoma".
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Show it anywayNo... his dad "is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner", not "is blackmailing a 52-year-old stoner". Edit: apparently I'm not the first one to the punch, haha. Hi Alan!
Read the FML before commenting
HOLY SHIT, I am ******* stupid. I didn't read the a in between the "apparently" and the "blackmailing". Ignore my comment and leave my poor, brainless, sorry soul to die now.
Awe don't be so harsh on yourself 13. Everyone makes mistakes. I usually check again before commenting though ^_^
Thats why dixbfloppin is still in school (or so i hope) youngster still got room to grow lol
Hahaha what the **** WERE you reading? Don't worry though, It happens :)
his dad is 52 years old but yeah he should be old enough to go to the concert regardless
Sucks OP! But it's funny to read...
That's what I thought! Screwed either way really...
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Show it anywayCool,* sport.
Very interesting family. The kid doesn't smoke pot, but is unrightfully taking the fall for her blackmailing bud burning papa. And the mother is likely anti chron and completely unaware that her husband enjoys a good blaze. The father has no qualms about omitting certain vital information from his wife, and blackmailing his child. And the kids a moron for not taking this into account and pulling a full reversal on the papa.
Sounds like the average family...
With a name like b0ngs I'd say it's fair to assume your well versed in stoner lingo. Perhaps one day you'd like to swap terminology. And for all you "more righteous than thou" types, just because someone occasionally does a little self-cooking doesn't mean they're unintelligent.
Bongs-you have been on almost every FML post I've read, or maybe you just stick out more because well your name is bongs.
Your dad sounds like a complete loser. You should tell your mom the truth. A concert is not worth being punished for something you didn't do. Your dad is a terrible person for doing this to you. If you let him successfully get away with this he will do it again.
Nope, that's why you should re-read the FML.
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And here come the pot debates...
Hey, you can always rat him out after you go to the concert :)