Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
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Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
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lmmmr 0
"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.
Katzilla_dances 0
YDI for doing pot
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AntiChrist7 0
yeah it's all his fault you're a junkie.
tk89 0
rofl, a junkie? Are you ******* serious? Pot isn't 'junk'. It's a drug, yes, but it's not some ******* hardcore drug like meth or heroine or crack. ******* idiots, I'm so tired of everyone thinking pot is bad just because it's illegal.
Logica42 0
Apparently, they did. =/ Seriously though I agree with #2.
lololol111 0
he's a dumbass. if you're going to come clean you don't name your friends! and everyone saying the op deserves it for being a 'junkie'; are you 5 years old?
wikifoo 0
I'd make a comment but you would forget it in two minutes anyway huh, what twinkies ? kewl dude
drinkupgorgeous 0
I still don't get how freaking alcohol and smoking are legal, but Marijuana is not. Compare the long term effects, and the two are much worse. But still, YDI, buddy. Sorry.
eskimopanda 0
Those are only legal because so many people do it and are addicted. If almost all of America would have smoked weed before that made it illegal they wouldn't have made it legal and if they did it would have been just like when they tried to make alcohol illegal, outrages and mobs.
vioh 0
You're lucky they didn't decide it was the right thing to do to call the POLICE and have an investigation, for posession. -_-'' YDI for being a pothead.
tgd4444 9
they probably did since pot is for ****** UP USELESS PIECES OF SHIT
dirtyhippy 0
#45 ur gonna be the kid that comes to school with a gun 1 day arent u???
97currie 0
305 not funny.. 45 you're an idiot. i know tons of people that smoke pot that are probably good for more than you are, because they're not here generalizing thousands of people.
sharpe15 0
they should stay out of your business. what you choose to tell your parents is up to you.
Julle_fml 0
That depends on OP's age.
Trooth 13
It also seems that whenever someone posts an FML about a drug, most people support it. Wrong wrong and tsk tsk. All the supporters are all probably screwed from doing the drug themselves.
ddrluna 2
Yeah... It's really pathetic and sad, *sigh*.
emilyyy93 0
15, your stupid. I smoke (I'm a girl ) I get straight a's , I'm skinny not fat, I play sports, and I'm not lazy. So shut the **** up.
Rene2shae 0
you go girl :D
lmmmr 0
If you got straight A's you would know the correct forms of you're.
Mexistache 0
I hate people who correct the word "you're" on the internet. They're like, "we don't have a counter argument, quick lets trash their spelling!" By the way, I also smoke on occasion and get straight A's in highschool, I'm not too athletic though (but I wasn't before I started either)