By jerk - 24/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
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You deserved it 66 511

Same thing different taste

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lmmmr 0

"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.

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ayahdude 0

First off, I'd like to say that although I don't smoke marijuana I'm not against its usage. BUT for those of you who DO smoke weed, why are you so worked up about people bashing marijuana? I thought people who smoked weed were more chill and cool than the "chumps" who don't smoke weed. Anyways, marijuana, like cigarettes and alcohol, has its consequences when used: http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/marijuana-use-and-its-effects

dirtyhippy 0

the only reason people who smoke pot get mad wen other people bash weeds cause its because of those people who talk shit about weed that it remains illegal. if it was legal and people talked bad about weed, we wldnt give a shit :) but im glad 2 see that there r people out there that dont smoke weed and also arent crazed anti-pot supporters.

ashbaby010 0

if you're still young enough that someone is telling your mommy and daddy on you, you probably shouldn't be doing it. and there are other ways to chill out and relax than using drugs. YDI - oh, and 151 YDI means You Deserve It.

SomeGuy1234 0

That sucks, guess he wasn't a very good friend. Pot is only a gateway drug because it's illegal so end up meeting people who are into other illegal drugs, not because it makes you actually want to try other drugs.

Not only does FML make me feel better about my own life with the stories, but I also feel better from the comments knowing I'm not a fucktard like 90% of the users. Thanks guys for being so ******* stupid. By the way, weed is completely safe. Idiots.

ayahdude 0

http://www.webmd.com/cancer/news/20090623/marijuana-smoke-linked-to-cancer yeh completely safe

lol @ the raging potheads. Here's a thought: if you need a recreational drug to improve your quality of life (aside from medicinal use), your life must be pretty shitty. Plain and simple. Feel free to speak your pro-pot opinions, just start them with "my life sucks without this drug." At least then you'd be telling the truth.

Couldn't the same be said of tobacco or alcohol?

@158: yes I suppose but marijuana is used for its hallucinogenic effects whereas alcohol is a depressant. I find alcoholic beverages to be the lesser of 3 evils but still a widely abused substance.

if you think weed is mostly used for its hallucinogenic effects you are mistaken... it is mostly used for its relaxing effects. most people who smoke weed don't smoke so much they hallucinate on a regular basis (you have to be really really ****** up too start seeing things). i'm also surprised you think alcohol is the lesser evil... how many people have you heard of that get really high or smoke a lot of tobacco and then crash their cars and kill innocent people? how many people do you hear of getting high and then beating their wives? leaving their children? now how many times have you heard a news report of a DRUNK person who crashed their car and killed someone? or who drank and then acted violent and hideously abused someone who loved them? you hear it all the time right? alcohol has a much worse judgment-impairing effect than weed, and people who get drunk are much more likely to be angry or depressed, whereas most people who get high just feel relaxed/happy and lazy at worst.

http://www.cancerhelp.org.uk/help/default.asp?page=22473

Nice website iKaite.... here's mine so yeah... http://www.drugpolicy.org/marijuana/factsmyths/ Especially this section Myth: Marijuana is More Damaging to the Lungs Than Tobacco. Marijuana smokers are at a high risk of developing lung cancer, bronchitis, and emphysema. Fact: Moderate smoking of marijuana appears to pose minimal danger to the lungs. Like tobacco smoke, marijuana smoke contains a number of irritants and carcinogens. But marijuana users typically smoke much less often than tobacco smokers, and over time, inhale much less smoke. As a result, the risk of serious lung damage should be lower in marijuana smokers. THERE HAVE BEEN NO REPORTS OF LUNG CANCER RELATED SOLELY TO MARIJUANA, and in a large study presented to the American Thoracic Society in 2006, even heavy users of smoked marijuana were found not to have any increased risk of lung cancer. Unlike heavy tobacco smokers, heavy marijuana smokers exhibit no obstruction of the lung's small airway. That indicates that people will not develop emphysema from smoking marijuana. well look at that

And how does this prove marijuana helpful? All I see is that there are negative health effects, even if lung cancer isn't one of them. Can someone explain why "they're not as bad as you say" justifies using it?

ayahdude 0

"THERE HAVE BEEN NO REPORTS OF LUNG CANCER RELATED SOLELY TO MARIJUANA, and in a large study presented to the American Thoracic Society in 2006, even heavy users of smoked marijuana were found not to have any increased risk of lung cancer..." until now you mean... http://www.webmd.com/cancer/news/20090623/marijuana-smoke-linked-to-cancer

Hmmm seems like we have some different sources and views... http://stash.norml.org/reefer-madness-cannabis-damages-your-dna/ June 17th, 2009 Go read up

ha wow all the people that think weed is for lowlifes and fuckups..my buddy was known as 4.0 finch because he smoked weed at least 2 times a day and had a 4.0 in high school, both proving how ineffective weed is and how much of a joke high school is. my friends in college are getting good grades even with the habitual use of marijuana...its a RECREATIONAL drug.. you can get more ****** up from alcohol which is legal. i've never blacked out from weed, ive never thrown up from weed, ive never pissed on a table from weed, ive never been hungover from weed... i remember telling my parents that i smoked weed, they caught me at 18 after smoking for 5 years and i told em how i tried it in 8th grade and shit, but i didnt rat out any friends. it was shitty of his friend to squeal on him..my buddys parents knew i smoked for a while and never said shit to my parents

I never understood parents who knew about kids' wrongdoings and never spoke up to the parents about it. It might be awkward, but why would sit by and let the parents be played like fools?

have ur druggee friends and u beat him up