Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
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Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
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lmmmr 0
"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.
Katzilla_dances 0
YDI for doing pot
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proudtobeme 0
Health problems aside, why would you spend money on buying an even potentially harmful drug in one of the worst economies in history? All it does is drain you of your money, and anyone who believes a little high is worth the progressively less money available for food and shelter, that is ignorant and plain disgraceful. I know someone who drained her family of hundreds of dollars in pot because she spent all of her own money and they couldn't say no to her because of her being their daughter. I also know someone who is too busy getting high to care about the fact that his sons and wife are barely eating enough. I know not all potheads are like that, but if you can look in the mirror and realize that you're draining potential resources for your family (or future family) and not care because you want to be high, you're a slave to the drug and I hope you get out, for everyone's sake.
cflo1616 0
yeah asshole. i get all my weed for free. so suck a fat dick.
proudtobeme 0
I don't see how you saying that helps the case at all. Your immaturity level screams the stereotypical pothead, so if anything, you're helping to show that people who smoke pot aren't the people who really know best.
nanoflacka 0
Ydi!!!!!!!
Sickle 0
FYL. Your friend should have left you out of it. There's nothing worse about smoking pot than smoking anything else so no, it's not that bad for you. In my opinion, the benefits outweigh the risks.
cflo1616 0
Now i was the one that posted this. I have a 4.17 and am in ap classes. i got a 2100 on my SAT. and am the MVP for my schools tennis team. i have rock hard abs and am definatly not a fat asshole. i slang as well. and weed is ridiculously amazing. i do have a vap and told them all the amazing bennifits. they just think im a druggie. i am gunna go jump that little bitch with all my druggie friends haha. but **** all of you that think im a fat dumbass who isnt discreet about my weed. Ive been doin it for years and have made thousands. but dont worry im gunna keep tokin. BLAZE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!
strawberryswirl 0
If it's not addictive, then why is it so amazing? Why do people freak out over it and make getting high almost like a cultural event? My boyfriend's sister's boyfriend was once so high off his ass that he couldn't drive her to the hospital when she had horrible kidney stones, and then they both wanted to kill my boyfriend when he broke their bong out of anger for this. If that's not chemical dependency, then I don't know what the hell is. And OP, there's no such thing as honors points - or whatever your school calls it - to bail you out OR give you any such thing as a 4.17 GPA in the real world. You're still in high school, dumbass, and it's quite apparent you have no common sense - no matter how much your "gifted" class teachers pad your grades. So grow the hell up and lay off the weed.
theanonimouse 0
Oh jesus, you're honestly bragging about your intelligence with a comment as completely retarded as this? I mean, "definatly"? "bennifits"? I'm not sure I could butcher words that badly even if I purposely tried. :/
proudtobeme 0
I'm really starting to doubt all of these supposed 4.0+ GPA stories...a lot of them have spelling and grammar mistakes that would have been embarrassing even as a middle school student...
nanoflacka 0
Three reasons why I don't smoke weed: 1: don't need it 2: costs a lot of money 3: ILLEGAL Do i need to continue? If you do happen to do weed, you just made yourself look like a looser cause you apperantly have a shitty life cause you need the crack to make it better, your willing to blow money, and you are breaking the law just for this shit. Email me at [email protected] if u need me to explain this again?!
janaaa 0
I think that might have been the most ridiculous comment I have seen. good job making yourself look like a "looser." people dont smoke weed because their lives are shitty. why don't you try it, and then talk. oh, and by the way crack and weed happen to be completely different things.
lacalina 0
1. don't need it cool. good for you. you don't need to read FML either, but you do, because you enjoy it. right? just like people smoke pot because they enjoy it. 2. cost a lot of money not really. i mean, i could take the money i spend on pot, and buy a nice tv with it, or a paintball gun, or a lot of designer clothes, or a World of Warcraft subscription, or whatever else people like to spend money on to fill their leisure time. i choose pot, because none of those other things are interesting to me. i dont see how that is more of a waste of money than any of these other things. 3. ILLEGAL true. but i don't think it is illegal for any good reason. i know the risk, i know what can happen to me if i get caught, and i do it anyway. i am careful, but if i get caught, then of course i will take responsibility for my actions and accept whatever punishment the law gives me because i knew ahead of time that was a risk.
lacalina 0
remind me what crack has to do with weed again?
Nightfallz 0
how is this a fml?? you know drugs are illegal so it's your own fault. YDI. stop whining
devildog_angel23 0
YDI because weed is stupid but your friend is a prick.
Goosie 0
for your info #148, i no longer take LSD and i haven't in 13 years. and i still say that Alcohol is the 'gateway' drug.
nanoflacka 0
Wtf **** i didn't even say crack, and if i did good for ******* me. now your just being a dumb ****. Screw off. and im saying fat americas shouldn't do weed not healthy people. I dont give a shit if healthy people do weed.