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By emilyxoxoxo - 21/03/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 20:03 - United States

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

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By Titi14 - 04/03/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML

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By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

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By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML

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sidekickinit 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:09

i once got stuck in a recliner with my best friend and had to pee. She didn't believe me and wouldn't let me up, and I was really stuck. Her not letting me up made me mad and then I started laughing nervously because I didn't know what to do, and ended up peeing all over her and the chair...

amirn86 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:08

Wth is your friend a dog?! lol PEOPLE don't randomly start peeing... unless she's got incontinence problems lol

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maasturbate 0

Monday 23 March 2009 7:26

I made an account just for this. I am LOLing uncontrollably.

Jokermon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:08

#2 i agree wit, #50 lol, u r so silly!

wulfyoukai 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:48

*snickersnickersnicker*

thenameslo 0

Monday 23 March 2009 21:37

#101... 4 words, wtf? no

squeaky_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:32

that sucks, but I'm sure it sucks even more for your friend.

Katbot 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:28

#23. LMFAO. AGREEEEED. IDY!

flaschgirl16 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:30

hahahahahahahah LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Evilaine 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:47

What the hell??!

Tryforceful 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:27

HAHAHAHAHAAH

elyseh 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:57

#103 - I made an account for the same purpose. This is just too funny. I am near peeing uncontrollably because of the sheer hilarity of the FML, and replies #59 and #60. I started crying with laughter reading them. This has made my day.