By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML
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Holy shit, you're lucky that's all you did! I literally missed the bottom step on Tuesday and managed to nearly break my ankle. I have an aircast, my foot is nearly black from bruising, and it hurts like hell.

Aphrodite 20

The last part got me.

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Holy shit, you're lucky that's all you did! I literally missed the bottom step on Tuesday and managed to nearly break my ankle. I have an aircast, my foot is nearly black from bruising, and it hurts like hell.

Aphrodite 20

The last part got me.

Gofuckyourself 24

Maybe try going down the stairs.. one step at a time. No point of .. .. .. two-stepping 🥁

You know, steps are spaced the way they are spaced for a reason... YDI