By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Holy shit, you're lucky that's all you did! I literally missed the bottom step on Tuesday and managed to nearly break my ankle. I have an aircast, my foot is nearly black from bruising, and it hurts like hell.

Aphrodite 20

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Holy shit, you're lucky that's all you did! I literally missed the bottom step on Tuesday and managed to nearly break my ankle. I have an aircast, my foot is nearly black from bruising, and it hurts like hell.

Aphrodite 20
Gofuckyourself 24

Maybe try going down the stairs.. one step at a time. No point of .. .. .. two-stepping 🥁

You know, steps are spaced the way they are spaced for a reason... YDI