By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 19:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him "if you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore." His response was "I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me." We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 140 348
You deserved it 22 788
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

UltimateIdiot911 0

You should have had him get tested first.

159 5
kellster 2

And that's why they give all these classes on safe sex. All for naught, apparently. Condoms. Look into them. Testing. Look into it. Also, your bf for the fail. Good honesty there, jackass.

100 3

Comments

UltimateIdiot911 0

You should have had him get tested first.

159 5
tokintot07 0

maybe he was kidding? his comeback was good though.

35 3
Peachy2392 26

Even if he was kidding, it really is a good idea to have both partners tested before taking their relationship further. Some people say it's awkward, but honestly, if you're serious about each other you'll get passed it.

10 0
Ender_ 0

Herpes can be fun for the whole family. Don't be pissed because you're going to itch in your no-no zone from now til forever.

10 61
turkishjew 0

what's wrong with you

0 0
kellster 2

And that's why they give all these classes on safe sex. All for naught, apparently. Condoms. Look into them. Testing. Look into it. Also, your bf for the fail. Good honesty there, jackass.

100 3
SadisticKittyCat 9

Except condoms don't protect against herpes usually and you'd have to have a sore to be swabbed. Not so easy.

3 1
bunnypatty 0

#1 - I agree with you. Should've tested before the first time you had sex. ALways better safe than sorry.

37 3
Anonymus101 4

Well at least you can say that you have cat scratch fever(if you can get the double pun you win).

4 18
amirn86 0

Ouch. If yours isn't active yet MAYBE HOPEFULLY you didn't contract it... pray really hard lol I hope you used protection!

20 2
calmthefuck_down 0

what an asshole boyfriend you have.

22 1
bizarre_ftw 21

Don't you mean "had"?

13 4
fleg 9

...or maybe he was just being a dick and ******* with your head. if not, consider it an honor. herpes: the gift that keeps on giving.

18 4
astarwarsfan 0

you profile pic is... interesting

14 2
herheartsuck 0

i'm pretty sure he was kidding and if not sue him, you can't have sex with some one without telling them you have an std

18 6
teamkakashi 18

In some states, depending, it counts for certain STD's too.

4 0