Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
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Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I'm usually not self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said, "Well I guess that's how I know it's winter in Wisconsin!" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
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riku3220 2
Is it even legal to charge an extra $5? You shouldn't have paid it.
niemann2006 0
option 1. don't pay the extra five dollars option 2. shove the hair in her face
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nanoflacka 0
Hey guys what's OP?
nanoflacka 0
What's OP?
o_O_0_o 0
well then you live in retarded places my friend.
tubaguy42 0
**** off. you're retarded for saying it doesn't happen when it clearly does, as has been proven. you're also not "random" because you were not randomly chosen. it was quite intentional.
skullbuster 0
Oh shit, you were such a gorilla that they had to tack a surcharge on for the extra body hair? I don't know, though, am I supposed to feel badly for you and the humiliation you felt or that oriental waxing chick who had to wade through the jungle that is your body hair!??! (I assume from the "me so horny"-esque quote that she was Asian)
alliwannado 0
Oriental? Newsflash, buddy, you can stand up now. Man now walks upright on two legs! or, in more simpler terms: get your head out from your ass!
skullbuster 0
Yes, I'm a neanderthal because I didn't use the correct P-C term we are supposed to for the collective population of the Asia. Forgive me you sanctimonious ASSHOLE, please, I beg of you - me so sorry! Let's talk after you get your tongue off of Nancy Pelosi's muff, ok?
absurdliaisons 0
I have a question: how does being PC or, as is in this case, not being racist have anything to do with Nancy Pelosi? And, jsyk, it's not like all liberals ass-kiss Pelosi. OP: I'm so sorry, I can imagine how embarrassing that must have been for you.
LeCorsaire_fml 0
lol, how hairy are you?
ConSeannery 0
ahahahah! You! You so haiirryy! thirty-five dolla! you pay now!
o_O_0_o 0
lmfao, you guys need to take a damn chill pill. lol. like most pf you are adults and here you are arguing with me, a 17 year old girl about sumthing so stupid as this. like seriously, guys chill. im a kid, i argue about EVERYTHING and shit. I LOVE it. Its fun. Especially when it gets people all grr mad, angry. But you guys are just.. funny. lol. If you want to continue arguing about this, go ahead. I'm going to go enjoy my summer. See yaaa.
tubaguy42 0
honestly, that's why i'm arguing too lol. just to bug people. i love it :-)
Crickets 0
mybe you should have atleast trimmed your vag a little before going >.>; I would be so embarassed..