Health, Awkward and Haircut: Assumptions

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By theboywithlonghair - 09/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML

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By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

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Halved

By Anonymous - 04/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML

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Bad hair day

By Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML

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By figcurzyez - 23/05/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 2 November 2009 20:22

Were you expecting "*******?" Hey, she just spotted an obvious problem and suggested an easy fix.

LoveDemon 19

Monday 2 November 2009 20:09

try getting a better pick-up line next time ...

Comments

cerebellum_fml 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:04

mono brow

The_Pleb 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:40

What were you expecting "sammich"? YDI

tko 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:46

okay the_pleb, you're already #11, did you really need to reply to get even further up top? thats so f*cking annoying, why do you care if peopl say your name first??

The_Pleb 0

Monday 2 November 2009 21:13

Your #13, unlucky Now go get your girlfriend to get you a sammich and a chillax pill

TheLetterZero 7

Monday 2 November 2009 22:33

Pleb, quit being a retard.

Flamersplamer 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:01

moron can't help it, it is a pleb.

CFR 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 14:54

What on earth is a pleb? Lol at you OP. What sort of response were you expecting?

sicpupyz122 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:32

ooooo

SueSylvester_fan 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:08

Smooth move, ex-lax. hahah! I always wanted to say that

wyld3fyr3 3

Monday 2 November 2009 22:03

feels great to say dosen't it?

LoveDemon 19

Monday 2 November 2009 20:09

try getting a better pick-up line next time ...

Gorsbug823 0

Monday 24 May 2010 6:43

sad

Drakon_fml 7

Monday 2 November 2009 20:11

Well, did you get the brow wax?

Ligerie 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:20

What was you're follow up line going to be if she said "I don't know" or something?

perdix 29

Monday 2 November 2009 20:22

Were you expecting "*******?" Hey, she just spotted an obvious problem and suggested an easy fix.

elliekinslurvsya 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:27

haha fail but hey just because you have bad eyebrows doesn't mean you're ugly or anything...look at old pictures of george harrison, his eyebrows were a disaster, but he was still gorgeous(=