Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister...

By Anonymous - United States

Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML

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The opposite of a good idea

Dicks aplenty!

By izziegrl - Mexico - Naucalpan

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

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By baddriver - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

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By me - United States - Paris

Today, my Spanish teacher imitated the sound of a coffee grinder, and then said in Spanish, "OK, all of you do it." I did it, thinking everyone else would too. I was the only one in the class who'd understood the Spanish part. FML

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By keelah - United States - Montgomery

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year old woman, to tears. FML

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By dripdripdrop - United States

Today, it's raining at my work. Not outside, inside. Because our building's boiler broke and all the pipes are dripping with condensation. I have to sit at my desk under an umbrella to protect my laptop and desk phone. The HVAC company said, "Don't worry, this is normal." FML

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By brownieswillneverbethesame - United States

Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML

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By snow

Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML

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By marymark - United States - West Long Branch

Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we need to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML

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By Anonymous

Impossible relationship

Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML

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By patate

Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML

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By dirtyhands - United States

Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom busted in my room to ask if I'm okay because she thought the squeaking was my crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML

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By Paco4242 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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By Kay

Today, at the register, I got a spontaneous nose bleed. The lady behind the counter apparently didn't do well with blood. Her face turned white, she passed out and fell with her head on the counter. FML

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By samantha246 - United States

Today, I was pulling out of my driveway, and was being aware of the flowers I had just planted. I moved my head to look out my window as not to hit them, not realizing my window was up. I then hit my head break my nose and drive over the flowers. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By knicksfan - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML

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By outplayed

Today, while reviewing boxes of motorcycle parts, I noticed my neighbor's daughter gleefully watching me. I jokingly said, "Wanna do this?" and she let out a loud squee and got to work alone. A few hours later, the bike was ready for a test run. I had no idea how to even start building it. She's 14. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex girlfriend that never moved out. FML

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By blck - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

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By Chester (Seattle) - United States

Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML

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By petmosch

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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By vampyrate3562 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML

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By WPA2 OR DEATH - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over their fair usage limit. I barely use our wifi, and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet. He's blaming me anyway, and says I'm grounded until January. FML

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By Anonyme - France - Aigremont

Today, I watched the Sochi Winter Games online. Excited by an athlete's victory, I yelled out, "YEAH!" to 20-or-so silent coworkers. As if to redeem myself, I then said, "Don't pretend like you're all working you lot!" Our boss was right behind me. FML

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By Disappointed - 4/9/2020 20:08 - Austria

Quickie

Today, my 6-minute-long-shower lasted 3 times as long as the sex prior to it. Including foreplay. FML

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By jake - United States

Today, I accidentally shaved part of my eyebrow. It now looks like I'm trying to raise one without moving the other. FML

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By Anony Mous - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved. I found out when I went over to surprise him with take-out food and he was pulling out of the driveway. He flipped me off as he drove past. FML

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By lalalasmiles06

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By Poopalipa - United States

Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

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By Cxisbest - United States

Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML

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By longing for emancipation - United States - Mitchell

Today, my mom claimed that lactose intolerance is a "myth" and told me to drink my damn milk because it's good for my bones. FML

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By Renzy

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML

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By campus pussy - United States - Ross

Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

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By vishuzzbabe77 - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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By ish - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By Birthday blues

Today, it's my birthday. I lit my birthday candles on the cake I made myself and blew them out alone, while my worthless husband sat on the couch stuffing Doritos in his face. My present? He sprayed Lysol in the bathroom after he took a dump. FML

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By theblackrose23 - United States - Lansing

Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML

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By Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML

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By funhun123 | 0

#1764708 - Sunday 28 November 2010 19:23

I can't really blame your sister for not wanting to wax your back hair...

By Cinn_fml | 22

#1764723 - Sunday 28 November 2010 19:28

As it's causing you pain you might want to think about permanent removal.
Though it sucks she wasn't willing to do it as a favour, though I suppose it depends how much there was, if it was just a little patch then it shouldn't have bothered her so much. I can understand her being a little more disgusted if there was loads.

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By AmazonGurrl | 0

#1764688 - Sunday 28 November 2010 19:20

I bet that felt lovely.

haitilover | 0

#1764715 - Sunday 28 November 2010 19:24

hah

Kua_Mei | 0

#1764833 - Sunday 28 November 2010 20:02

Probably feels better now than it did before.

buzz18 | 7

#1765513 - Sunday 28 November 2010 20:53

wonder how it felt

jakeisawake | 3

#1765531 - Sunday 28 November 2010 21:00

#44, it felt lovely.

EffinAhole | 0

#1765694 - Sunday 28 November 2010 22:31

lovely... I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

alex1432 | 9

#1766849 - Monday 29 November 2010 7:53

you know in some countries, they actually eat vomit. I've never been there, but read about it. In a book!!

sexybacon | 0

#1766871 - Monday 29 November 2010 8:19

134- You're more worthless than a shit flavored lollypop!!

FAILml | 7

#1768605 - Monday 29 November 2010 16:32

#135 2girls1cup DO NOT LOOK IT UP

rootbeerfanatic | 6

#1770149 - Monday 29 November 2010 23:34

dodgeball!

By haitilover | 0

#1764690 - Sunday 28 November 2010 19:20

GROSS

alex1432 | 9

#1766852 - Monday 29 November 2010 7:55

only 20 bucks... damn that not a bad dead on your part

hahasooo | 2

#4565279 - Thursday 14 June 2012 7:15

damn right thats gross!

By HSOMGF | 5

#1764692 - Sunday 28 November 2010 19:20

LOL

H3ALTHFR3AK | 0

#1765687 - Sunday 28 November 2010 22:25

I see why it took an hour of begging. I can't understand chewbacca either

bamagrl410 | 31

#1766917 - Monday 29 November 2010 9:03

73 - You literally made me laugh out loud to the point where everyone around me is wondering what the hell is wrong with me. You definitely win.

EffinAhole | 0

#1767404 - Monday 29 November 2010 10:46

73 epic win!

imoldgregg123 | 0

#1767528 - Monday 29 November 2010 11:50

hahaha!! that was amazing!

By fakeaccountX | 6

#1764700 - Sunday 28 November 2010 19:22

Wow I feel bad for your sister

SadinSherman | 16

#1768128 - Monday 29 November 2010 14:39

She should have charged more

By L3g4lPl4typus | 0

#1764703 - Sunday 28 November 2010 19:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

lollovelife0304 | 3

#4994089 - Tuesday 2 October 2012 2:52

How does OP deserve it?
It's not like you can control the hair growth on your back?!

By KingDingALing | 9

#1764705 - Sunday 28 November 2010 19:23

That's...so...fucking...
SEXY!

yourmurderscenex | 13

#1765659 - Sunday 28 November 2010 22:08

i'll have to agree with you

By TheDrifter | 23

#1764707 - Sunday 28 November 2010 19:23

It's time for laser hair removal op. That is just nasty.

By funhun123 | 0

#1764708 - Sunday 28 November 2010 19:23

I can't really blame your sister for not wanting to wax your back hair...

By skyttlz | 32

#1764710 - Sunday 28 November 2010 19:24

I hope that never happens to me.

persianjr1 | 7

#1772452 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 8:15

it will. mwahahaha
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kajolphagura | 6

#3801450 - Thursday 29 December 2011 5:38

HA U JINXED IT NOW U WILL HAVE A HAIRY BACK :D

By Mielad | 0

#1764712 - Sunday 28 November 2010 19:24

Sisters should do that for free. D:
That's what you got family for, even though it's gross. :S

Lucidium | 0

#1765603 - Sunday 28 November 2010 21:36

Good Job. That is one of the reasons this is an FML.