Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
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Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I'm usually not self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said, "Well I guess that's how I know it's winter in Wisconsin!" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
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riku3220 2
Is it even legal to charge an extra $5? You shouldn't have paid it.
niemann2006 0
option 1. don't pay the extra five dollars option 2. shove the hair in her face
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Comments (258)
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
this is not an fml. So you had to pay 5 dollars extra, you're right your life is ******* garbage. If you had more hair that just means your a real woman so they're just jealous
xr4ch431x 0
Er, I wouldn't exactly say jealous!
maria12_fml 0
YDI for being hairy enough to charge an extra 5 bucks.
Colby_Colbert 0
YDI 4 keepin that musty thing around
bexox 0
They usually charge more for plus sizes. They don't charge more for say, small vs. large t-shirts.
satyrscotty 0
Trim dear, your partners will appreciate it.
xkonstantine125x 7
Like how bad was it? Jungle bad? haha this is hilarious but ****** up. She shouldn't have said what she said. I'm sure she was asian, because they are the rudest people and then come the blacks.. that's ******* funny but I would have stabbed her with a ***** or something. that sucks...I agree FYL..maybe you should stop being lazy and do it yourself. just sayin.
clyde_fml 0
whoa, way to be racist.
lalalala1234 0
ha! and americans aren't rude? if we're to judge by YOUR comment... we're considered one of the rudest nationalities by other countries either way. get off your high horse and stop being racist.
englishmuffin 0
Please don't be stupid. Do you know how many different ethnicities fall under the blanket term "Asian"? Some of the Asian races may be rude, but there are others, like the Japanese for example, that are well-known to be incredibly polite. I've had friends who have accidentally dropped their wallet in the streets in Japan and have a Japanese person chasing them down their street to return it to them. Oh, and in restaurants in Japan, some (I'm not if it's all) won't take tips! So basically, stop making generalizations.
jasmine1259 2
116 i would say something like "go die in a hole" but i don't want to sound as idiotic and ignorant as you. to say a whole race is rude is extremely stereotypical. you need a reality check.
AnaMaree 0
It'd be cheaper to get nair.
pedegg 0
Nair+vag=idiot with a still half hairy vag and probably also a suspicious looking, burning rash.
rraaee 0
this is why I'm afraid to get a wax. I know I'm not hair but it's way akward.
1234five 0
Then u should have been like, "you! you no tip!"
crystalcove 0
hello im crystal i would like to know how long it takes for a FML to show up???
fmltfln 0
hello crystal i would like to know how much you take
pedegg 0
Hi Crystal, while I'm not at all interested in how much you take, I'd love to know why you couldn't post an actual comment and wait for it.
redbluegreen 40
Wow. Hahahaha.