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Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wow - / Saturday 11 July 2009 20:02 / United States

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By Fml37 | 0

#388618 - Sunday 12 July 2009 1:41

wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.

By cactus_fml | 0

#388677 - Sunday 12 July 2009 1:51

Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.

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By Eaglestrike117 | 29

#388610 - Sunday 12 July 2009 1:40

wow tht sucks

TROLL_fml | 0

#388770 - Sunday 12 July 2009 2:18

SECOND! I'M THE BEST! :D

Zombierella | 2

#388953 - Sunday 12 July 2009 3:32

uh, 32, not second you dumbass

TROLL_fml | 0

#389000 - Sunday 12 July 2009 3:49

YES I'M SECOND
AND I'M THE BEST! :D

GleeIsTransient | 0

#389221 - Sunday 12 July 2009 5:42

ur an idiot

AnaMaree | 0

#389223 - Sunday 12 July 2009 5:43

Actually, he's a troll.

no1askdu | 5

#389471 - Sunday 12 July 2009 7:45

yes im 90th...right on

UrRightFML | 0

#389773 - Sunday 12 July 2009 11:50

No his TROLLLLLLINGGGGG!

livelifetotheful_fml | 0

#1011506 - Saturday 29 May 2010 17:48

oh wow

Tayman24 | 0

#2551146 - Monday 23 May 2011 5:27

holy shit the exact thing happened to this girl I know......she came to school one day with one eyebrow.....she let it grow back though

no65438 | 0

#2703827 - Friday 17 June 2011 21:06

just shave it off and pencil them in :)

TheCarChanel | 0

#3552598 - Monday 7 November 2011 3:09

Is it left or right?

By xKuraixMitsukaix | 0

#388612 - Sunday 12 July 2009 1:40

Man, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. FYL.

joeyisinsane | 0

#1053639 - Friday 2 July 2010 7:55

did anyone else shave their pubes after they read this?

By mcdawnalds | 0

#388613 - Sunday 12 July 2009 1:40

I don't get it.

AndelleRae | 9

#388629 - Sunday 12 July 2009 1:42

Her brother shaved off one of her eyebrows.

OP: If you're goth, you can always do the whole pencil thin eyeliner eyebrows. (Not being stereotypical or anything, so any naysayers and internet white knights can shove it. :D)

kewlcat | 0

#388721 - Sunday 12 July 2009 2:05

or get bangs that cover the missing eyebrow. it works!

KO2 | 0

#389063 - Sunday 12 July 2009 4:25

Yeah I didn't get it either til it was just explained. Shave 'em both off and pencil em in! Apparently Rogain and all that stuff really helps eyebrows grow in quickly and nicely.

Crimsy | 0

#394470 - Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:02

I agree with the people who said go with none and draw them on. My best friend purposely keeps her eyebrows shaved off and draws them on every day. She's really pretty, too! :)

hairt | 4

#1404607 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 17:24

HAHAHAHA 6 ur face cracked me up sorry

Rapt0rJesus | 0

#3722480 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:56

You aren't very bright, are you?

By Fml37 | 0

#388618 - Sunday 12 July 2009 1:41

wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.

stereopump | 0

#392892 - Monday 13 July 2009 17:34

owowoowowoowwww!
way too painful

HamsteronA | 0

#849725 - Friday 12 February 2010 23:36

do his penis

pwnman | 33

#4672887 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 18:32

Which would make him look like he did a facepam

By mcdawnalds | 0

#388621 - Sunday 12 July 2009 1:41

OOOOHHH. rolf.

By sajeta | 0

#388630 - Sunday 12 July 2009 1:42

huh?

By lizziemcguireee | 0

#388635 - Sunday 12 July 2009 1:44

You could shave the other one off and attempt to pencil them in as #6 said. Lol. FYL.

By klutzywriter | 0

#388636 - Sunday 12 July 2009 1:44

hmm i'd probably choose none
sorry bout that, do something to HIM when he's sleeping

Insert_Wit_Here | 0

#388678 - Sunday 12 July 2009 1:51

What did H.I.M. do to deserve her punishment?

AndelleRae | 9

#388846 - Sunday 12 July 2009 2:41

... You're joking, right?

Insert_Wit_Here | 0

#389054 - Sunday 12 July 2009 4:19

Me? Yes.

plethora | 3

#389123 - Sunday 12 July 2009 4:53

Hehe, win.

By laReve | 0

#388661 - Sunday 12 July 2009 1:48

yeah, shave off the other one and do the pencil thing...at least your brother cant shave it off then!

By mehwhateverr | 0

#388669 - Sunday 12 July 2009 1:49

HAHAHAHA.
this is hilarious and written very well.

i'd shave the other one off and try to pencil them in. man, your brother sucks. i suggest locking your door at night, or putting something in front of the door so your brother cannot get in. also, i hope your parents gave him a well-deserved grounding!