Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
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Fml37
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wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.
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cactus_fml
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Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.
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Eaglestrike117
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wow tht sucks
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TROLL_fml
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SECOND! I'M THE BEST! :D
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Zombierella
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uh, 32, not second you dumbass
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TROLL_fml
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YES I'M SECOND
AND I'M THE BEST! :D
AND I'M THE BEST! :D
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GleeIsTransient
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ur an idiot
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AnaMaree
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Actually, he's a troll.
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no1askdu
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yes im 90th...right on
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UrRightFML
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No his TROLLLLLLINGGGGG!
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oh wow
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Tayman24
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holy shit the exact thing happened to this girl I know......she came to school one day with one eyebrow.....she let it grow back though
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no65438
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just shave it off and pencil them in :)
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TheCarChanel
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Is it left or right?
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xKuraixMitsukaix
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Man, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. FYL.
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joeyisinsane
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did anyone else shave their pubes after they read this?
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mcdawnalds
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I don't get it.
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AndelleRae
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Her brother shaved off one of her eyebrows.
OP: If you're goth, you can always do the whole pencil thin eyeliner eyebrows. (Not being stereotypical or anything, so any naysayers and internet white knights can shove it. :D)
OP: If you're goth, you can always do the whole pencil thin eyeliner eyebrows. (Not being stereotypical or anything, so any naysayers and internet white knights can shove it. :D)
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kewlcat
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or get bangs that cover the missing eyebrow. it works!
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KO2
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Yeah I didn't get it either til it was just explained. Shave 'em both off and pencil em in! Apparently Rogain and all that stuff really helps eyebrows grow in quickly and nicely.
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Crimsy
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I agree with the people who said go with none and draw them on. My best friend purposely keeps her eyebrows shaved off and draws them on every day. She's really pretty, too! :)
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hairt
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HAHAHAHA 6 ur face cracked me up sorry
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Rapt0rJesus
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You aren't very bright, are you?
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Fml37
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wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.
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stereopump
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owowoowowoowwww!
way too painful
way too painful
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HamsteronA
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do his penis
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pwnman
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Which would make him look like he did a facepam
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mcdawnalds
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OOOOHHH. rolf.
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sajeta
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huh?
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lizziemcguireee
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You could shave the other one off and attempt to pencil them in as #6 said. Lol. FYL.
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klutzywriter
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hmm i'd probably choose none
sorry bout that, do something to HIM when he's sleeping
sorry bout that, do something to HIM when he's sleeping
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Insert_Wit_Here
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What did H.I.M. do to deserve her punishment?
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AndelleRae
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... You're joking, right?
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Insert_Wit_Here
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Me? Yes.
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plethora
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Hehe, win.
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laReve
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yeah, shave off the other one and do the pencil thing...at least your brother cant shave it off then!
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mehwhateverr
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HAHAHAHA.
this is hilarious and written very well.
i'd shave the other one off and try to pencil them in. man, your brother sucks. i suggest locking your door at night, or putting something in front of the door so your brother cannot get in. also, i hope your parents gave him a well-deserved grounding!
this is hilarious and written very well.
i'd shave the other one off and try to pencil them in. man, your brother sucks. i suggest locking your door at night, or putting something in front of the door so your brother cannot get in. also, i hope your parents gave him a well-deserved grounding!