Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
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Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I'm usually not self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said, "Well I guess that's how I know it's winter in Wisconsin!" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
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riku3220 2
Is it even legal to charge an extra $5? You shouldn't have paid it.
niemann2006 0
option 1. don't pay the extra five dollars option 2. shove the hair in her face
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Comments (258)
alliwannado 0
You know what pisses me off? When someone speaks poorly of a black person of a Hispanic person, everyone cries "racism". But it's perfectly acceptable to make fun of Asian people? Seriously? Grow up, people, we are all part of the human race. We are all individually unique. So if you're going to poke fun, make fun of the individual xD
HELLOASHLEYLYNN 0
she poked fun of the individual who waxed her. not the race.
skullbuster 0
I think the comment was directed at the commenters, not so much the OP. We are all assuming the bush waxer is Asian, but it could also be the soup nazi... NO SOUP FOR YOU!
olisykes_ 0
******
delly_fml 0
Hey! #3-4 I'm a jersey girl and it's not the money that matters it's that the women just embarrassd her infrint of evryone! And in jersey evrywhere u go there will be someone u know!
AnnieLennox1954 0
Thank god my boyfriend doesn't mind the downstairs rug...
Syn_fml 0
Yikes.
squid93 9
I love the downstairs rug!
supercatgirl 0
it just sounds like the girl didn't know english that well. and i never seen a salon that you didn't pay in front of everyone, not like they have small back rooms to pay in at all. and the people at the salon probably didn't even care at all. since what good is it to them that she has more hair then the other girl that just paid
kayPandastyle 15
Dayummm! lmao i closed my eyes and i could actually see and hear that happening poor girl screw her lol but has anyone else noticed that those asians or whatever that run them shops lack tact?
IDRC 0
It actually does happen. It's like getting a haircut. If you're hair is long, they WILL charge you extra. It makes sense.
colormefancy 0
Why do people even use that word as an insult? Your making fun of a disabled people using that word.. physically or mentally disabled.. your hurting more then the person your insulting when using it. I have a disabled sister and personally I have never used the word and I think it should be removed from people's vocabullaries. It is disrespectful and crude.
lololol111 0
LOOOL. this is hilarious.
nightDREAMERms 6
This is to whoever said that alot of people haven't seen shirt sizes costing more as an excuse for it not happening in real life. By your logic, Pluto doesn't exist, No one's ever been on the moon, and Mars might just be a planet full of little green aliens. ;) cuz, ya know, MOST ppl have never seen these things with their own eyes. Oh and, to me, snow would be a myth. lol