Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
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Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I'm usually not self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said, "Well I guess that's how I know it's winter in Wisconsin!" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
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riku3220 2
Is it even legal to charge an extra $5? You shouldn't have paid it.
niemann2006 0
option 1. don't pay the extra five dollars option 2. shove the hair in her face
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Comments (258)
riku3220 2
Is it even legal to charge an extra $5? You shouldn't have paid it.
dayslikethis1 0
Yes, it's legal to charge more because more hair means more wax and wax strips is used during the service. BUT she should've told her that before she did the service. Find a new waxing placeHunun.
Dashiell 0
They should make her pay more simply because she's a Jersey girl and is therefore atrocious and obnoxious.
Duckasaurus 0
How much really is $5 to someone in New Jersey? Is it really important?
UrRightFML 0
#158 its not about the money, its about the fact that she said it out loud and shamed her.
Dalarsco 0
**** you you ******* troll. Can we please get this piece of shit banned? And Sleyah, yes, that is why a lot of people come here. It's worse than YouTube comments.
lcsun69 0
...really? Like... really?
lcsun69 0
That was to MsTs1, sorry.
IDontFlush 3
@MsTs1 As a guy, I can say you're a disgusting "woman." Also, way to be pro-life scum. Don't force your unsubstantiated values on us - or anyone.
ugwmii 0
Asian
lucyisbae 18
I don't think it's just the money, that would be really embarrassing.
niemann2006 0
option 1. don't pay the extra five dollars option 2. shove the hair in her face
metheonlyb 17
Option 2 seems better!!!
Lounia_fml 8
Seems better? ROFLOL OPTION 2 IS PLAIN AWESOME xD!!!
cuterthanuthink 0
i agree! xD
KO2 0
Option two is the ONLY option!! lmao!! Brutal!
TrAnMu 0
I feel she could've done both. XD
Caayouteepie 0
there should be an option 3: all of the above :]
banan_a_queen 3
I like option 2 better!
lizziemcguireee 0
LOL. SUCKS. It's totally legal to charge whatever you want as long as it makes some sense, isn't it?
tubaguy42 0
i'd think they would have to come to an agreement BEFOREHAND on the price
Fml37 0
Highway robbery. Should have told him to go **** himself.
tubaguy42 0
tell HER to go **** HERSELF. learn to read. and OP needs to learn the difference between "woman" and "women."
Fml37 0
You need to chill with the grammar. What are you, a ******* English teacher?
tubaguy42 0
i wasn't correcting your grammar. i was merely pointing out that you don't know the difference between a man and a woman. and as for the of the OP, it wasn't grammar either, it was using a wrong word, which was saying something completely different than intended. now go **** yourself.
Fml37 0
Look, I don't give two ***** about what's what, okay. Either way, why are you wasting time and energy correcting me? I made a ******* mistake, douchebag. Now ******* chill.
regenzie 0
Look, I don't give two ***** about what's what, okay? Either way, why are you wasting time and energy correcting me? I made a ******* mistake, douchebag. Now ******* chill. -------------- You missed a question mark in place of a period. Just wanted to help out.
skullbuster 0
Heh, nothing like poking crazy with a stick through the bars. And #132, why? Are you a teacher on summer break or something? ******* an English teacher on the side and trying to score points? There is a whole gaggle of semi-literate commenters, as well as many who speak/write English as a second language. We all knew what FML37 was trying to say, "****" and "themselves" made it pretty clear to me anyway...
tubaguy42 0
i love how if you call someone out for grammar/spelling reasons, you are automatically an english teacher. i'm not an english teacher. i just do this for fun. :-)
vargavinter 0
you made me lol so hard I had to join the site to comment. You correct people online for fun? That's pretty sad. Also telling someone they need to learn the difference between "woman" and "women" is correcting their grammar. Have a nice day :-)
cucuto89 0
Cool Story BRo
saweetdude93 0
hahahaha BUSHY PUSSY
yellowbee22 0
WTF? I don't think they are allowed to do that.
OhYeaYourLifeSuc 0
who cares that's ******* funny xD
laReve 0
People like that are so not professional and have no respect...the woman's parents probably failed to teach her any manners at all.
iwearfeathers 0
is it wrong of me to assume the lady was asian.
alex_vik 0
Not at all.
riku3220 2
I totally assumed the waxer was asian as well.
leahsmom 0
so true hahaha
o_O_0_o 0
Hahaha I thought the same
NewLight8421 0
lmao
kitkatkelly 0
I also came to that conclusion.
Blurggle 0
I also imagine her saying "You pay now!" afterwards.
notAmused 0
ahhh haha so did i!!!!!
mylife30 0
this is funnier than the actual FML! she is totally Asian!
Sudbey 0
I totally assumed that too. I didn't even realize I did until you mentioned that!
lalalala1234 0
it IS wrong. most of us did it [me included], but it's unfortunate.
passion4soccer 0
hahaha nahh im asiann, not really racist...the chances of that lady being asian is pretty high lol
sammehsaurus 0
haha yeah, I guess I thought that too.. I can totally picture this whole scene with a short Asian woman yelling at the OP lol.
ladidalisa 0
yessss! agreed, "you hairy!" gave it away as an asian with bad English :D
Z49 0
that's wat I assumed
Chanayaa 0
no not at all
Vball6 19
Haha I assumed the lady is Asian
mehwhateverr 0
FYL, that sucks.