Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
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Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
Hobbitgate
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Hairy situation
Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I'm usually not self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said, "Well I guess that's how I know it's winter in Wisconsin!" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Assumptions
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
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riku3220 2
Is it even legal to charge an extra $5? You shouldn't have paid it.
niemann2006 0
option 1. don't pay the extra five dollars option 2. shove the hair in her face
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Comments (258)
scateice 0
damn, asians aren't that bad people stop being racist Go asians!
BvR 0
asians are so rude
jasmine1259 2
shut up
scateice 0
shut up
clyde_fml 0
again with the racism.
adamdrinkslots 0
you should check out 'ijustwanttotellyou.com' sometime....there's some intense shit there.
BakaNekoGato 0
fighting online is like winning the special olympics. you might win, but you're still retarded
olisykes_ 0
like you?
supercatgirl 0
i mention this earlier but my comment got deleted it seems ;(
supercatgirl 0
you pay more to get your hair cut and color if you have long hair so it makes sence why they would charge you more for this too
jackiexbby 0
lmao i love the way asian people talk!!! i could not stop laughing when i saw this!
car6435 0
she can raise the price but I see a lawsuit waiting to happen. she sounds like a bitch. spread the word around of what a rude ass bitch she is and ruin her and her bisness. if she dont own it she gets fired. also report her to her boss thats bad service
aots16 0
is it bad that i read this in an Asian voice in my head?
lcsun69 0
No. No it is not.
summer66_fml 0
LOL #119.....yeah but thats why you do your own bikini waxes with a home kit