By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
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perdix 29

2 out of three people in this story are not in denial about your 'stache. You're wasting your money doing the eyebrows while cheaping out on the lip job. Once a guy's gaze locks onto your whiskers, he's moving on to the next girl and not even bothering to look anywhere above your nose.

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seanreddog 4

It's okay, Miley Cyrus, you can come out now...

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seanreddog 4

woohoo first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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irishdancer 0

That is called "dropping a hint."

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suaveneanderthal 0

i think you should go for the lip wax

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walkmywaynot 0

they know best they went to collage lol ;)

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elisa_sanchez91 0

hahahaha! obviously you had to say 'yes' not 'no' :P

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perdix 29

2 out of three people in this story are not in denial about your 'stache. You're wasting your money doing the eyebrows while cheaping out on the lip job. Once a guy's gaze locks onto your whiskers, he's moving on to the next girl and not even bothering to look anywhere above your nose.

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phiniusmaster 0

Exactly, YDI if you didn't say "yes" the second time. Come on.

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k43L1 0

sucks that your mustache is that noticeable. funny fml though, thanks for sharing. >.< hahahaha

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amandajlucas2015 2

She prolly doesn't have a mustache I think it's just a question they ask tryin to get more money

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weqg 0

So? What's the difference from having 1 eyebrow and having a mustache, get them both done and stfu.

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meeeep 0

i agree, it's not a big deal. a lot of women get their lips waxed, me being one of them.

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Starfire22 5

no biggie lots of women have to wax! most likley if you have dark hair ya gotta wax the lips and the eyebrows. op just do it and move on I garentee ull feel alot prettier afterwards!

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Luckster 0

Makes me happy that my facial hairs are blond and can only be seen in florescent lighting.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Lucky bitch haha ;) total opposite for me! Sucks but what can ya do

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PandaPandaPandaX 0

Me too XD OP could always bleach them. Waxing just makes hair grow back thicker.

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Inked2009 0

Idiot waxing doesn't make your hair thicker

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LexiDaBae 17

Yeah, #73. You're thinking of shaving. That's what makes it grow back thicker.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

No, shaving doesn't make it grow back thicker either. Shaving doesn't affect the hair follicles, which are what control thickness or whatever.

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JudgeComrade 17

Don't be so sure.

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MiniatureMayhem 0

Take the hint. Get a lip wax.

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