Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
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Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I'm usually not self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said, "Well I guess that's how I know it's winter in Wisconsin!" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
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riku3220 2
Is it even legal to charge an extra $5? You shouldn't have paid it.
niemann2006 0
option 1. don't pay the extra five dollars option 2. shove the hair in her face
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Comments (258)
elsieenchanted 0
Oh wow. :/
redbluegreen 40
I think quoting her was a bit too much, honestly. You could've just said she said loudly she was going to charge you five extra dollars for being hairier. This seems too much like the beginning of an Asian joke now. I might be the only one who thought this though... It shouldn't cost more though. Regardless.
Da_Gov 0
sounds like a stereotypical asian the way the OP quoted it
tubaguy42 0
are you retarded? same shirts in bigger sizes DO cost more. it happens all the time.
mardigrasqueen 0
I hope you didn't tip her.
j3nn1987 0
that's messed up. I'd definately never go there again!
Lounia_fml 8
Nope they don't. At least here in Canada they don't. idk where you live but yea :P
Quest_ 13
Wow, what an asshole! I hope you didn't pay.
NexBlue3 0
Sue them for adding another 5 dollars. That's if they don't have a hair limit. If you paid I think your life is ****** because there is no point to lose a extra 5 dollars.
whatastory 0
This FML *WOULD* be funny..... ....except there was a similar one about a chick with a mustache on page 2. Fail
tubaguy42 0
... because you are incapable of reading and appreciating an FML on its own merit, and not in comparison to any others? idiot.