Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
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Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I'm usually not self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said, "Well I guess that's how I know it's winter in Wisconsin!" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
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riku3220 2
Is it even legal to charge an extra $5? You shouldn't have paid it.
niemann2006 0
option 1. don't pay the extra five dollars option 2. shove the hair in her face
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Comments (258)
sharkshaveteeth 0
Talk about unprofessional! That is a bunch of crap!
crackberrie 0
wow. another reason not to shop at walmart
tubaguy42 0
thanks, bliss. that's the example i was going to look for. it's not just in walmart, i've seen it in a lot of stores. ordering online too, i often see anything above XL or XXL as being $1-2 more. so, go **** yourself o_O_0_o.
devendra_fml 0
you deserve it for waxing.
kitkatkelly 0
wtf?
wtfxckmate 0
fuzzy hoo-hah. ewh.
aquarius6 0
funny!!
kitkatkelly 0
Yes, that is completely legal. It's happened to me before -- hence I just wax myself now. I'm Croatian, we're hairy beasts :D
dynamics_xx 0
Major props for being able to admit that with pride. xDD
hogermite 0
have you noticed how most bush-waxers are Asian? as the genius Adam Carolla postulated, it was because most white chicks look at old (educated guess on age) Asian women as sub-human and inferior...that's why they have the nerve to bitch about $5 extra when 10 minutes earlier they were having their ass cheeks spread, face down on a table so they could get their shit waxed...
skullbuster 0
So the theory is that because these amazon women see the asian bush waxer as sub-human that these hairy white women don't mind spreading their legs, exposing their overgrown jungle bush/ass/legs/armpits/backs/etc, and then acting like complete and utter bitches? OP, is that it? Are you completely lacking in humility about your creepy hair growth issues because you perceive these asian ladies as gutter trash??
baileys82 0
how is it someone's fault that they have afro bush? its not like they sit around at night rubbing rogaine all over themselves.
heygirlheyyyyy 0
best. image. ever.
Coldzone 0
Next time, ask for a bargin. You might get the best price of $34.50. :)
memyselfandi_fml 0
lmfao i love that guy!
indian_goddess 0
wait...are you talking russell peters?
abclalala123 0
aaaaah russell peters reference ftw "be a man!"