crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
LifeSucks
Canada
Mystery man
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Anonymous
Kenton, United States
Or so you thought…
Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML
unknown
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
sadie
They're all eggheads to me
Today, my daughter once again called my boyfriend by the name of an ex-boyfriend. She always does this and she claims it’s because they’re all bald. Can she not remember their very distinct faces? FML
Laura
Paraguay
What's my name?
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Anonwymous
United Kingdom
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Rosey
Manson, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
my name is sarah
Midland, United States
Today, my mom called me by her favorite TV show character's name. Again. This is the eighth time this week. I'm an only child, and I'm 15. I thought she had my name down pat by now. FML
mommy
North Andover, United States
The great replacement
Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML
Top comments
zingline89 18
At four years old, they're bound to repeat everything they hear. Especially names being loudly screamed from behind Mommy's bedroom door.
Cashtangoteam 10
I see some baby mama drama in your future
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Comments (133)
groupleader 7
Who's your daddy!!!! Lol
detorio 2
That's just uncalled for x(
Famousasb 0
Honestly, it could be worse. Still a shitty situation, but my fiances son calls him by his moms boyfriends name on purpose. Hes 13.
garciaxoxo 0
She has a bf?
pimpnainteasy 5
That's funny. Wear a condom. Wouldn't happen
ImDB8 0
She's four…
xStaciexLynnx 15
As a child of divorced parents, don't take it personally. It's very confusing and a difficult time. Kids get caught up in the moment and at 4 have a very low capacity to think before they speak. It just comes out.
Rocky007 15
I give you a YDI for not staying with the mom to raise your kid.
juturnaamo 29
The woman already got over it and has a new BF, what makes you think it was his choice?
rac29 0
Yep, cause stayin together in a shitty relationship is much better than separating. Get a brain.
charmanderCHAR 5
You're a ******' moron. Do you personally know what happened in this situation? How do you know that the wife didn't leave HIM? Stupid ****.
rac29 0
Come On. My daughter always mixes up her dad and step dads names. She even calls me by her dads name when she comes back from a visit. They are children. Creatures of habit. It's hard to adjust to everything all the time. Don't feel so down. It happens. A lot.
dogdombomb 5
How does this make sence