crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
LifeSucks
Canada
Mystery man
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Anonymous
Kenton, United States
Or so you thought…
Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML
unknown
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
sadie
They're all eggheads to me
Today, my daughter once again called my boyfriend by the name of an ex-boyfriend. She always does this and she claims it’s because they’re all bald. Can she not remember their very distinct faces? FML
Laura
Paraguay
What's my name?
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Anonwymous
United Kingdom
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Rosey
Manson, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
my name is sarah
Midland, United States
Today, my mom called me by her favorite TV show character's name. Again. This is the eighth time this week. I'm an only child, and I'm 15. I thought she had my name down pat by now. FML
mommy
North Andover, United States
The great replacement
Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML
Top comments
zingline89 18
At four years old, they're bound to repeat everything they hear. Especially names being loudly screamed from behind Mommy's bedroom door.
Cashtangoteam 10
I see some baby mama drama in your future
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bubo_fml 11
Here's a perfect opportunity for a "Fatherly teaching moment"..."No Sweetheart, That's not his real name...From now on, call him '**** Knuckle!''
Chavez45 2
Maybe see can hear her mom calling him daddy through the walls... FYL
7shane 2
You just need to talk to her,talk is everything.maybe there're some other reason
cheesechick 0
My dads gfs kid did that to her dad lol
aFreedom127 9
I hope it wasn't three different names.
Thorzix 23
Sucks bro =/
mike307 11
Maybe the boyfriend is doing a better job then you are. Lol
theprincess79 2
She's only 4, it's bound to happen. What would make it even harder for her is if the guys name is something close to Daddy (like Danny) for example, for a four yr old, it can be confusing. Don't take it too hard, little girls love their daddys, not mommys new bf.
rozsrredd 16
My four year old calls me daddy and grandma sometimes. It's kind of an age when mix ups are inevitable. I'm sure that it's tough emotionally, but if you try to process it intellectually it may be easier for you. I'm sorry that you have to process it at all.
cadillacgal79 32
I'm sorry but if it was your biological daughter, wouldn't she call you dad?