By Blueshock08 - 23/02/2012 07:03 - United States

Today, I learned that it doesn't matter how good you've screwed a satellite dish onto the side of your house, it won't stop the wind the ripping it off and taking half the wall with it. FML
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g_ayvel 11

Yeah I don't think the satellite dish is the worst of your problems right now

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Buttsexpirate 9

Even the wind was like "I've warned you countless times to get cable but you just didn't listen. Oh it's on now" haha.

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evilscorpi 29

no either verizon, comcast, anything that does not contain a satellite

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teague95 16

Fios mothercluckers, available in select areas me being in said areas FTW!

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llamafish 25

I think it was screwed in a bit too well...

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OffToTheGayBar 9

You're in more than one area? Congrats on being a ninja.

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Drigr 9

Next time don't screw it in so well, then when you loose the dish, you still keep the wall.

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hockeydominatorc 0

You all you guys up there^ Netflix is where it's at!

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AceArctic 4

42 - Top Ten things that I have never heard from a girl.

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llamafish 25

I'm sorry, would you like me to make a joke attacking your sex life and the size of your dick?

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JonnyGoldsmithXX 0

My neighbors had the same problem last week and the wind blew the satellite right in to our house -_-

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Free TV though.

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xMiss_Maggot 7

wow thats sux samething happen to my grandpa

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OffToTheGayBar 9

So much for your literacy policies, eh, Barry O.?

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g_ayvel 11

Yeah I don't think the satellite dish is the worst of your problems right now

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MetalxSoldier 26

Thats what you get for screwing the wind's satellite dish on the side of your house. I mean how would you feel?

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Buttsexpirate 9

Even the wind was like "I've warned you countless times to get cable but you just didn't listen. Oh it's on now" haha.

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DarkNinja12 5

Well **** satellite and cable read a goddamn book. Lol

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perdix 29

Well. It doesn't matter how WELL you've screwed. . . It wasn't the wind that did the damage, it was the Grammar Gestapo!

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thiscrazything 1

Well, that's well and good.

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perdix 29

Well, I hope I didn't go to the well once too often. Farewell.

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perdix 29

Ironically, the OP got the dish to see the Shakespeare Channel's production of "All's Well That Ends Well."

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Danny0522 8

I'm sorry, but you failed at trying to make a sarcastic joke. This was painful to read.

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