crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
LifeSucks
Canada
Mystery man
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Anonymous
Kenton, United States
Or so you thought…
Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML
unknown
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
sadie
They're all eggheads to me
Today, my daughter once again called my boyfriend by the name of an ex-boyfriend. She always does this and she claims it’s because they’re all bald. Can she not remember their very distinct faces? FML
Laura
Paraguay
What's my name?
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Anonwymous
United Kingdom
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Rosey
Manson, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
my name is sarah
Midland, United States
Today, my mom called me by her favorite TV show character's name. Again. This is the eighth time this week. I'm an only child, and I'm 15. I thought she had my name down pat by now. FML
mommy
North Andover, United States
The great replacement
Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML
Top comments
zingline89 18
At four years old, they're bound to repeat everything they hear. Especially names being loudly screamed from behind Mommy's bedroom door.
Cashtangoteam 10
I see some baby mama drama in your future
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Comments (133)
Steelersman 9
*face palm* FYL man
ohwhoaa95 6
That doesn't make any sense. Your her mom but then you said her mom's boyfriends name?
InvisableAtHeart 10
#102 Nowhere does it say that its her mom, it even says its posted by a man, read it properly OP that sucks but she is only a child, she's confused, bless her
pagullarka 9
Maybe you need to feed her some almonds I heard they help you with your memory
michellagirl 1
Just make sure the "new guy" isn't spending alone time with her. Pedophiles target single women with children.
haydent_fml 3
Well I guess we know who she likes better.
UnleashedKilla1 4
What happens in Canada (referring to his location), stays in Canada. Well, until it gets on FML.
happymom2g 0
Atleast you know she doesn't call him daddy.
clutz123 5
at least you're a guy
littlemissalex 3
Don't sweat it. Like others have said, she's probably just confused. My 4 year old niece sometimes calls me "mommy" when she spends the weekend with me. That can happen when transitioning from care-taker to care-taker.
kei1108 13
Give her a break. This is confusing and unnatural for her to go through.