Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
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Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
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bienlunee 6
You never saw this coming?
osf777 2
If you don't marry her, I will.
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Comments (186)
olpally 33
Nerd alert!! Hold onto her op! She's awesome! Lol.
Welshite 40
PLEASE let me see the wedding photos. That would be one amazing photo-shoot. Endless possibilities!
AmericanJedhead 10
Haha, I can't believe that it's a woman suggesting a video game theme...but usually a woman DOES take control of the wedding, its really important to us. But if you don't like the idea then you should at least share your feelings or concerns, I'm sure she'll take them to heart.
gracehi 33
I think he's already done that and she blew him off. That's why it says, "Apparently I have no say in this."
Glassmaster 0
I bet she has the crazy eyes.
immason 0
dude, go with it japanese tentacle sex is the best lolz just in case u didnt notice
Crazberry 5
Like you would know! My sister's psychology class in college tried to study why people would be interested in or obsessed with hentai (right term?) and they had to stop because it was too disgusting. That says something doesn't it?
immason 0
i clearly wasnt serious i understand text sarcasm may be hard to detect though
vespergreen 17
Well it will be a memorable wedding and will be an interesting story for your grandchildren in the years to come.
DarkDaedalus009 8
Video game chicks are rare
the_flirttt 8
Not really.....
Crazberry 5
No they're not...Always with the surprise. I used to get that all the time when I was dating. "Wow! You're a girl and you play video games? You must be loose and fun to be around because all women have their heads up their asses!".
alycion 39
We really aren't that rare. I used a piece of music from final fantasy 8 in my wedding for our first dance. We went with a theme we agreed on which was more if a beach theme. We wanted it to be super casual. Neither of us are into traditional weddings. I still hear from my family how it was the most fun they had at a wedding too.
manda1511 5
And sane ones are even more so apparently...
br0ccoli 15
"Let us spawn and merge our two galaxies. You may now exchange bodily fluids and join forces to fight against the alien warlord who threatens this universe. Goddess Kalahira is happy. Eengivoo engivoo alalala *clicks tongue* hiratoop pootar pootar. It is done."
roxasfightshard 0
Ummmm what
mrperspire 4
It's like the guy in the movie "17 Again" finds out the principal is a nerd too. So funny
jennifernorvell 7
You knew how dumb she was when u proposed
gracehi 33
I think the word you're looking for is "nerdy," "weird," or "tasteless." Just because she's one or all of the above, doesn't mean she's stupid.