Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
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Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
I need some me time
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML
Better before than after
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML
All weddings are themed
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
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Damian95 16
I don't mean to sound rude but who takes a one day vacation right before a wedding? Answer: Someone who isn't coming back for the wedding.
ltaper11 20
Runaway bride 2.0
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Comments (115)
vehementbitch 4
Damn, thats a cold ************.
hessel 13
thats the quickest goddam honeymoon ever. sucks for you OP
jaxy15 9
Uh, guys, the fiancée is female.
TeeLerr 14
I like how everyone thinks Fiancée means a guy, talk about sexism lol
worldclassrager 39
It's the count of 'e's two ee's is female one e is male...
M3DIC4T3 29
I'm so sorry OP. I can't even imagine how you feel. The person you want to spend the rest of your life with just totally blowing your big day off. FYL
Lavitz Slambert 13
might wanna rethink that marriage.
challan 19
I think she already did for him.
olpally 32
Um, duh^^^ lol. Jesus. Rethink it, that's not even a question, it's over.
Stumblebum30 5
You mean your Wedding WAS tomorrow ...
tsent8 15
She was just heading to Fiji to warm up her cold feet.
PenguinBitch 43
Woman is "fiancée" man is "fiancé" the extra 'e' is to indicate feminine in French.
sugarbear0727 19
It could be a mini vacation, a day she needs to relax. At least that's what I hope it is. If not, my condolences, and I hope you find someone better. (:
perdix 29
Go hunt her down and elope. Some people don't like the spectacle of a big wedding. You need to make it clear at this point that no matter how she tries to run away, you will always catch her;)
AngrySailor 17
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with the cops, RUN!
therealafroninga 10
But if you truly love someone, lock them in your basement. Nothing says I love you better than chaining her up in a basement.