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By Anonymous - 13/07/2012 06:47 - United States - Spring

Today, my fiancé's grandmother kept trying to introduce him to this "simply absolutely amazing girl," who she thought "would be just the perfect date" for him. At our engagement party. FML

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By Joe - 03/04/2011 07:33 - Australia

Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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By kelizabeth - 05/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'. His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML

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By impickingyourhomegran - 13/08/2012 22:12 - United Kingdom - London

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML

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By Angel - 13/01/2016 13:56 - United States - Charlotte

Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML

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By Beth - 13/04/2012 14:12 - Australia - Perth

Today, my fiancé's mother tried to arrange a marriage for him to a nice Indian girl, again. We've been engaged for a year, and the wedding is in a month. FML

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By secretsmakefriends - 15/10/2013 21:43 - United States - Vashon

Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML

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By BDayssuck - 02/09/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, my fiancé, his mother, my father and I went out to celebrate my birthday and our recent engagement. After dinner, my father and future mother-in-law revealed to us that they had secretly been dating and were talking about also getting married. Anybody want cake? FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML

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By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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aislincalum 5

Friday 13 July 2012 11:41

What did you say? I would have lost my shit.

randomthing 22

Friday 13 July 2012 11:41

The worst thing that could happen would be your fiancé listening to her. Just ignore her :p

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aislincalum 5

Friday 13 July 2012 11:41

What did you say? I would have lost my shit.

thesubconscious 9

Friday 13 July 2012 12:14

"Oh Grandma, I think the Alzheimer's is making you forget why you are here"

Mideoyeo 12

Friday 13 July 2012 12:18

She's a old person OP..some old folks tend to be batty and mean. So just ignore her OP, its a special day just focus on that! :D

sexygurllolz 1

Friday 13 July 2012 12:39

you must have a loose butthole if you lose your *****

patrickalamo 47

Friday 13 July 2012 13:17

Grammy, I hope they are serving hotdogs that way you can go F**k yourself.

Uramonkey 11

Friday 13 July 2012 13:30

I lost my shit while reading this... Because i'm on the can.

mojo5678 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 3:02

24- please kill yourself immediately

efemel94 7

Saturday 14 July 2012 3:22

I imagined nicholas cage losing his shit over situation... I'll never sleep again.

randomthing 22

Friday 13 July 2012 11:41

The worst thing that could happen would be your fiancé listening to her. Just ignore her :p

perdix 29

Friday 13 July 2012 12:40

Wouldn't the worst thing that could happen be that the fiancé dumps the OP for the girl that Granny picked?

sunnyt 5

Friday 13 July 2012 12:44

Well no duh, 25.

perdix 29

Friday 13 July 2012 14:49

#26, shouldn't your "no, duh" be targeted at #2?

BaconBob20 6

Friday 13 July 2012 11:41

At least he's with you, so don't be worried!

fuzz97 23

Friday 13 July 2012 11:47

All the stories on here about the elderly lead me to believe that old people have absolutely no discretion.

outoftown 26

Friday 13 July 2012 12:55

4, "old people have absolutely no discretion" The ones who do don't make it into FMLs. Unless they write them, which I plan to do when I am one.

1crabbygirl 10

Friday 13 July 2012 13:44

And they get away with a lot because people feel sorry for them. Old ppl have lived long enough to learn some tricks and to grow very, very brash.

MetalxSoldier 26

Friday 13 July 2012 11:48

Grams didn't take her meds. You'll have to excuse her. Don't forget to tell her about the "absolutely wonderful" retirement home where she will meet many lovely people like herself. ;)