Today, my fiancé's grandmother kept trying to introduce him to this "simply absolutely amazing girl," who she thought "would be just the perfect date" for him. At our engagement party. FML
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aislincalum
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What did you say? I would have lost my shit.
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randomthing
| 22
The worst thing that could happen would be your fiancé listening to her. Just ignore her :p
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aislincalum
| 5
What did you say? I would have lost my shit.
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thesubconscious
| 9
"Oh Grandma, I think the Alzheimer's is making you forget why you are here"
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Mideoyeo
| 12
She's a old person OP..some old folks tend to be batty and mean. So just ignore her OP, its a special day just focus on that! :D
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sexygurllolz
| 1
you must have a loose butthole
if you lose your shits
if you lose your shits
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patrickalamo
| 47
Grammy, I hope they are serving hotdogs that way you can go F**k yourself.
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Uramonkey
| 11
I lost my shit while reading this... Because i'm on the can.
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mojo5678
| 5
24- please kill yourself immediately
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efemel94
| 7
I imagined nicholas cage losing his shit over situation... I'll never sleep again.
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randomthing
| 22
The worst thing that could happen would be your fiancé listening to her. Just ignore her :p
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perdix
| 29
Wouldn't the worst thing that could happen be that the fiancé dumps the OP for the girl that Granny picked?
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sunnyt
| 5
Well no duh, 25.
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perdix
| 29
#26, shouldn't your "no, duh" be targeted at #2?
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BaconBob20
| 6
At least he's with you, so don't be worried!
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fuzz97
| 23
All the stories on here about the elderly lead me to believe that old people have absolutely no discretion.
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outoftown
| 26
4, "old people have absolutely no discretion"
The ones who do don't make it into FMLs. Unless they write them, which I plan to do when I am one.
The ones who do don't make it into FMLs. Unless they write them, which I plan to do when I am one.
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1crabbygirl
| 10
And they get away with a lot because people feel sorry for them. Old ppl have lived long enough to learn some tricks and to grow very, very brash.
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MetalxSoldier
| 26
Grams didn't take her meds. You'll have to excuse her. Don't forget to tell her about the "absolutely wonderful" retirement home where she will meet many lovely people like herself. ;)
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JaykeXD
| 9
Got granny running interference. Bravo sir!
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Blueglasscup
| 18
"Simply absolutely girl"? What? Simply absolutely what?
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GothicAngel17
| 24
That missing word was the sole reason why I clicked "no" while moderating the fmls.
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beccaishereyay
| 11
I was waiting for someone to comment on that...
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the17doctor
| 12
Looks like op accidentally the whole quote
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luckyd880
| 12
She's prob just senile and forgets where she's at.
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GothicAngel17
| 24
"simply absolutely girl"? What?
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perdix
| 29
Look at Granny the Pimp go! Trying to set up a threesome for her grandson and you!
She's going into the Wingman Hall of Fame.
She's going into the Wingman Hall of Fame.
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perdix
| 29
#39, had Gran fixed the fiancé up with two big hillbilly dudes who made him "squeal like a piggy," that would be the bad kind, I suppose ;)
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dead247
| 13
#45 unless a lot of unsaid things happened which would have lead to such events happening.