"Oh Grandma, I think the Alzheimer's is making you forget why you are here"

She's a old person OP..some old folks tend to be batty and mean. So just ignore her OP, its a special day just focus on that! :D

you must have a loose butthole if you lose your shits

Grammy, I hope they are serving hotdogs that way you can go F**k yourself.

I lost my shit while reading this... Because i'm on the can.

24- please kill yourself immediately

I imagined nicholas cage losing his shit over situation... I'll never sleep again.

Wouldn't the worst thing that could happen be that the fiancé dumps the OP for the girl that Granny picked?

Well no duh, 25.

#26, shouldn't your "no, duh" be targeted at #2?

4, "old people have absolutely no discretion" The ones who do don't make it into FMLs. Unless they write them, which I plan to do when I am one.

And they get away with a lot because people feel sorry for them. Old ppl have lived long enough to learn some tricks and to grow very, very brash.

That missing word was the sole reason why I clicked "no" while moderating the fmls.

I was waiting for someone to comment on that...

Looks like op accidentally the whole quote

#39, had Gran fixed the fiancé up with two big hillbilly dudes who made him "squeal like a piggy," that would be the bad kind, I suppose ;)

#45 unless a lot of unsaid things happened which would have lead to such events happening.