What did you say? I would have lost my shit.

"Oh Grandma, I think the Alzheimer's is making you forget why you are here"

She's a old person OP..some old folks tend to be batty and mean. So just ignore her OP, its a special day just focus on that! :D

you must have a loose butthole
if you lose your shits

Grammy, I hope they are serving hotdogs that way you can go F**k yourself.

I lost my shit while reading this... Because i'm on the can.

24- please kill yourself immediately

I imagined nicholas cage losing his shit over situation... I'll never sleep again.

The worst thing that could happen would be your fiancé listening to her. Just ignore her :p

Wouldn't the worst thing that could happen be that the fiancé dumps the OP for the girl that Granny picked?

Well no duh, 25.

#26, shouldn't your "no, duh" be targeted at #2?

At least he's with you, so don't be worried!

All the stories on here about the elderly lead me to believe that old people have absolutely no discretion.

4, "old people have absolutely no discretion"
The ones who do don't make it into FMLs. Unless they write them, which I plan to do when I am one.

And they get away with a lot because people feel sorry for them. Old ppl have lived long enough to learn some tricks and to grow very, very brash.

Grams didn't take her meds. You'll have to excuse her. Don't forget to tell her about the "absolutely wonderful" retirement home where she will meet many lovely people like herself. ;)

Got granny running interference. Bravo sir!

"Simply absolutely girl"? What? Simply absolutely what?

That missing word was the sole reason why I clicked "no" while moderating the fmls.

I was waiting for someone to comment on that...

Looks like op accidentally the whole quote

She's prob just senile and forgets where she's at.

"simply absolutely girl"? What?

Look at Granny the Pimp go! Trying to set up a threesome for her grandson and you!

She's going into the Wingman Hall of Fame.

#39, had Gran fixed the fiancé up with two big hillbilly dudes who made him "squeal like a piggy," that would be the bad kind, I suppose ;)

#45 unless a lot of unsaid things happened which would have lead to such events happening.