Thanks, gran…

By Joe - 03/04/2011 07:33 - Australia

Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we were engaged. Her response: "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you". This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML
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xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
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Don't worry about it. At least you got you the girl.

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BahahahLOL 0

Dude, you're ugly but you're getting married to a beautiful woman. Be happy.

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robnunzi12 2

nah she won't be in the picture forever

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techweed 12
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no shit, Sherlock

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AceArctic 4

16 Stop being a depressed narutard and stop writing the same comment.

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spicyasscakes 0

chode

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MW2nBAKE 0
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YDI for being fat

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ImmortalKratos 0

skinny babies are unhealthy they need brown fat to stay warm and stuff.

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iTaylor 0

All babies are chubby.

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purple_sarah88 0
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Please can we banninate the true pain guy? Please?

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xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
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Don't worry about it. At least you got you the girl.

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rebekahah 7

yeah what's wrong with a fat baby? those are the cutest. :) my cousin was 11 pounds at birth.

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Avenged7Gabe 0

there are fat babies EVERYWHERE!!!

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tulsafml 0
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Did you punch her, OP???????????????????????

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jhoward7 0
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76- so was my friend lol. she's awesome so fat baby's rock lol

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OceanBreathesSal 5

76 i agree I was the heaviest out of my siblings and now im 16 years old and barley hit 100 pounds.

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Garay 0
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Oh shit! you're under weight! unless your a girl?

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Jonah171 12
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114, you managed to use 'you're' correctly the first time, then failed to use it the second time when it would've been correct? That's the first time I've seen that. -.-

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BahahahLOL 0

Dude, you're ugly but you're getting married to a beautiful woman. Be happy.

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Autoshot 9

/ / This / /

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jvillan87 5

/ / those / a

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C6Racer 0

Your mom

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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Don't you mean c-c-c-combo breaker?

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DiamondFinish 0

Should have whispered in her ear "it's ok you won't live long enough to see them"

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supergirl93 0

^^ Winnn xD

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lbf_fml 0

win.

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ilovepoppa 0

lmao!(:

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JtownDude 0

EPIC WIN

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soketgo 0
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that would cause break up looool

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rebekahah 7

HA!

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J8CFC 0
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haha,,so damn right!!

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FNFPhilly 0
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93- and yours isn't? O.o

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rebekahah 7

93, completely real, thank you. -.-

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ermkrmr 0
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this made me laugh...

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effyoubitch 5

hahaha not very nice. but so funny :)

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mairelys 21
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monkeysinatree 6
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it made perfect sense to me. it was a recollection of her past boyfriends

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Renesaga 8
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"a recollection of her ex boyfriends who would've fathered attractive children." Ex boyfriends, with a s, indicates multiple ex boyfriends. It's a recollection of all of them. You fail.

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Alex94xela 0

fucking grammar Nazis gtfo

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Renesaga 8
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Alright, I'll give benefit of the doubt and withdraw my assumption, then. The comment wasn't that long after the FML was published, so I assumed it was just a lack of understanding.

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ImanAzol 4
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The correct phrasing would be, "Fucking grammar Nazis, GTFO." You may copy and paste it next time.

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Mistery510 6
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if you let that get to your then you are pathetic

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Avenged7Gabe 0

someone's a doushebag

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Mistery510 6
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I'm not a douche.... but why does it matter what others think... as long that she loves him THAT'S WHAT MATTERS..

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FNFPhilly 0
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agree with 91 because it's not what others think it's what's fact and how you feel he's not a douche at all

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MissBunny25 0
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81 shut the fuck up, hairy hobo. you can't even spell. go back to first grade, bitch. *slings whip* yeah, bitch.

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MW2nBAKE 0
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I got a warning email from FML cause my comment said "YDI for being fat"....lol too bad I'm right

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Sirin_fml 46
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Too bad, madame!

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Mistery510 6
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MissBunny your pretty but dang your mean as hell!!! =D love is love

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richboii 0

Ugh i hate when that happens!

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Doortje 29
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Just think about the (hopefully big) inheritance your soon-to-be wife (and therefore you) will get when she dies.

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Doortje 29
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Ah, true. But eventually it'll get to OP's fiancée!

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ImanAzol 4
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Unless the cranky old bitch spent it all already.

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lbf_fml 0

hilarious!! >XD

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mintcar 9

Old people have the right to spew unnecessary prattle and not give a fuck.;) On a more serious note, try not to care about what she says, -she's old- . She probably won't be able to make it to the wedding. Her days are numbered.

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Mr_Darkside 5

so true

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AssassinzCreed 0
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Put a proper shirt on.

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mintcar 9

No, I will not. So I suggest you elsewhere and STFU.

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mintcar 9

look*

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