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By rinakitty94 - 29/06/2015 17:30 - United States - Sunset

Today, my fiancé heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML

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By lyinginbed - 04/06/2016 19:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML

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By Tampax - 30/09/2014 18:46 - Spain - Cuenca

Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML

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By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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Ouchies

By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 23:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By Husband to be....maybe - 09/06/2018 09:00

Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML

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Bee plot

By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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TypicalSenpai 14

Monday 29 June 2015 23:39

At least you have a caring husband. It's the thought that counts! ^^

JesusFreak227 15

Monday 29 June 2015 23:36

Tell that wasp to bee nice to you next time.

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nomrana 14

Tuesday 30 June 2015 4:31

love like a butterfly, sting like a wasp!

blahblah005 16

Tuesday 30 June 2015 5:21

unless ur allergic it's just a sting big deal

Ipsum629 13

Tuesday 30 June 2015 6:09

at least you have a nice fiance.

ChristinePi 36

Tuesday 30 June 2015 7:12

Still sweet though!

limegreenpoopie 31

Tuesday 30 June 2015 7:48

Oh I'm sorry :( you've got an awesome fiancée tho

NightKat 25

Tuesday 30 June 2015 8:07

At least you didn't sit on one like I did a couple days ago in class..

Silk_Routes 14

Tuesday 30 June 2015 10:31

Love n Pain - together again... plus your fiance is a keeper Op

Abhinow 7

Tuesday 30 June 2015 12:27

with rose there is a thorn sweetheart

lvg_fml 10

Tuesday 30 June 2015 18:07

At least you know you're marrying a thoughtful man

vanillabear11 5

Tuesday 30 June 2015 19:58

that really was such a Sweet thing to do of him but sorry for the sting op:(

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Nice going, buddy.

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Same thing different taste

Ouchies

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