Today, my fiancé heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML
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Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML
Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
Today, I got stung by a wasp a few hours before work. On my boob. I was in pain, so I took a bunch of Benadryl and wound up falling asleep. I woke up to my very sweet manager calling to see if I was dead. Oh, and to tell me that I'm getting a new manager. Who was trying to set up a meet and great with me. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
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TypicalSenpai 14
At least you have a caring husband. It's the thought that counts! ^^
JesusFreak227 15
Tell that wasp to bee nice to you next time.
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Comments (75)
91hayek 31
Your fiance is the man. Why would a wasp be in a rose? They don't even pollinate things. Spiteful little *****.
SPN_lover666 27
Because they are evil little ***** who live on making everyone miserable
Shadowblast423 3
Cause it is Louisiana and wasps are everywhere sometimes. -_- Little Bastards
kayla2228 14
It's the thought that counts!
mustangbravo 27
That was a very sweet thought. Hopefully in the long run you'll remember the gesture more than the sting. I hope your arm gets better fast.
SPN_lover666 27
At least he cares about you and tried to make your crappy work day a little better.
tormcn 26
... and then you found out you're allergic.
amileah13 26
Aww! That sweet of him to do that for you even though it made things worse for your day :/ it's a sweet gesture on his part and it's the thought that counts!
Angsty_Armadillo 25
It's the thought that counts! Feel better OP.
sturschaedel 27
Go against intuition and put a heat pad or a hot water bottle (as hot as you can bear, not so hot it gives you burns) on the swollen area. The heat destroys the poison and the swelling and itching should be gone soon after. I hope your day gets better!
Brandi_Faith 34
This is really interesting, I would've never thought to put heat on a sting.
jenjen2633 17
Does that work for big bites too?
sturschaedel 27
From a study I found on the interwebs: "Locally administrated concentrated heat leads to fast amelioration of symptoms. Usually an absence of symptoms is noticeable 10 minutes after administration. Pain reduction is the dominant effect. Compared with alternatives of pruritus and pain treatment after insect bites/stings, [heat] seems to be the fastest treatment option available."
thejonac 21
it's the thought that counts. you've got a keeper there, OP.
fakedsincerity 32
Those wasps are the devil. Get your man to kiss it better when you get home! (: