Animals: Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew...

By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By Karen - 29/08/2022 16:00

Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML

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By life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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By Snow-White - 04/07/2014 00:27 - United Kingdom - Wilmslow

Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 23:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2016 12:24 - United States - Houston

Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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Misschrissyv 7

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:16

Wasps are assholes.

SecundusSecunda 27

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:37

Wasps aren't sending their best They're sending crappy flyers, vengeful stingers, and some, I assume, might help pollinate our flowers

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krazy789 28

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:04

Wrong place at the wrong time

dorothy675 15

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:08

Better *wasp* out next time.

Sayeret_Matkal 18

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:56

What?

Arkham_Callabero 15

Wednesday 27 April 2016 9:42

That didn't make any sense

Snickers4 16

Thursday 28 April 2016 4:54

Guys it's a pun for "watch"

Kidd_Ant 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 11:57

Boooo.

fvckyolifekys 6

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:10

rip

wheresmymary 22

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:15

Hopefully you're not allergic

may14th 26

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:15

I usually wake up with a wasp in my room every morning during the summer and for some reason they always gravitate towards the fan. Idiots.

Misschrissyv 7

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:16

Wasps are assholes.

TigranPet 24

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:19

At least they only sting once.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:27

Wasps can sting more than once. That's why they're more agressive than bees.

doodycakes 16

Wednesday 27 April 2016 16:17

Ohhhhh nooooo they sting multiple times and it hurts like a ************

Pop_And_Lock 14

Friday 29 April 2016 4:40

Bees only sting once, wasps can do it multiple times.

frenzyfusion1122 13

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:22

That's a real, stinger. Sorry OP hope you feel better!!!

jawarston 24

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:24

Where was Ant Man when you needed him

Kitouran 30

Wednesday 27 April 2016 14:28

Ant-Man can't control wasps.

Ungrateful_Imp 9

Wednesday 27 April 2016 21:16

But isn't Ant-Man's main antagonist (in the movie) Yellowjacket? And isn't that a species of wasp?

SecundusSecunda 27

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:37

Wasps aren't sending their best They're sending crappy flyers, vengeful stingers, and some, I assume, might help pollinate our flowers

maxthebigseal 21

Thursday 28 April 2016 0:05

I wonder how many people got the reference.

SecundusSecunda 27

Thursday 28 April 2016 5:24

Enough to get some likes and downvotes lol

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