FML : Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge...

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sting / Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:49 / United States - Manassas

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By Misschrissyv | 7

#6590154 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:16

Wasps are assholes.

By SecundusSecunda | 27

#6590168 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:37

Wasps aren't sending their best
They're sending crappy flyers, vengeful stingers, and some, I assume, might help pollinate our flowers

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By krazy789 | 28

#6590143 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:04

Wrong place at the wrong time

By dorothy675 | 15

#6590144 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:08

Better *wasp* out next time.

Sayeret_Matkal | 18

#6590208 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:56

What?

Arkham_Callabero | 15

#6590223 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 9:42

That didn't make any sense

Snickers4 | 16

#6590963 - Thursday 28 April 2016 4:54

Guys it's a pun for "watch"

Kidd_Ant | 18

#6591162 - Thursday 28 April 2016 11:57

Boooo.

By fvckyolifekys | 6

#6590149 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:10

rip

By wheresmymary | 22

#6590152 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:15

Hopefully you're not allergic

By may14th | 26

#6590153 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:15

I usually wake up with a wasp in my room every morning during the summer and for some reason they always gravitate towards the fan. Idiots.

By Misschrissyv | 7

#6590154 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:16

Wasps are assholes.

By TigranPet | 24

#6590155 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:19

At least they only sting once.

Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6590195 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:27

Wasps can sting more than once. That's why they're more agressive than bees.

doodycakes | 16

#6590463 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 16:17

Ohhhhh nooooo they sting multiple times and it hurts like a motherfucker

Pop_And_Lock | 14

#6591964 - Friday 29 April 2016 4:40

Bees only sting once, wasps can do it multiple times.

By frenzyfusion1122 | 13

#6590156 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:22

That's a real, stinger. Sorry OP hope you feel better!!!

By jawarston | 24

#6590160 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:24

Where was Ant Man when you needed him

Kitouran | 30

#6590375 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 14:28

Ant-Man can't control wasps.

Ungrateful_Imp | 9

#6590669 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 21:16

But isn't Ant-Man's main antagonist (in the movie) Yellowjacket? And isn't that a species of wasp?

By SecundusSecunda | 27

#6590168 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:37

Wasps aren't sending their best
They're sending crappy flyers, vengeful stingers, and some, I assume, might help pollinate our flowers

maxthebigseal | 21

#6590790 - Thursday 28 April 2016 0:05

I wonder how many people got the reference.

SecundusSecunda | 27

#6590993 - Thursday 28 April 2016 5:24

Enough to get some likes and downvotes lol

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