Get me the manager

By Diachronic - 12/09/2014 08:05 - United States - Lewiston

Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, and we should be more careful of where we put the bones in the ribs. FML
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baseballbv 17

It's sad that these people exist. Thank goodness for natural selection.

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Synoptical 10

People like that are why we can't have nice things.

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noah_1234 24

i woildnt be surprised if some people didnt know where the ribs came from because all they do these days is watch miley cyrus and take selfies

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vairyhagina 11

Poor 1st comment, always expected to be the best.

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baseballbv 17

It's sad that these people exist. Thank goodness for natural selection.

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XxDevilxXGt 26

You mean goodbye natural selection, it doesn't work int the modern day :(

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DianeYoung 11

I don't know. Not having common sense leads to stupid accidents all the time.

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Llama_Face89 33

Not often enough.

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Octwo 16

the intelligent are not immune to plague.

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azelk 8

We should have a test that everyone takes when they turn 13 - 14. This test would test their intellect. If they fail, we throw them in the gas chamber.

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fearlesscooldude 12

"Please train your cows to watch where they grow their ribs!"

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otecasacid 22

nooo, this is a failure of natural selection due to society allowing such poor intelligence to thrive

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kyu_Q 19

natural selection has failed do to warning labels. This restaurant will now have to serve their rids with a warn "there are bones in the ribs" or Risk being sued

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vairyhagina 11

I always wondered what the world would be like if you and your partner had to pass a "common sense" test before you could have children, think about it, a world where idiots couldn't create offspring.

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Synoptical 10

People like that are why we can't have nice things.

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TacoTrop 10

"Ma'am, your supposed to discard the bone, not have intimate relations with it "

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cakefete2 30

That's because there is a strictly enforced quota on the number of stupid things a person can say per day. Guess what she would have said, if on the way to the restaurant, she didn't say "wow, Rebecca Black is profoundly deep and lyrical."?

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kipperin 18

Too bad she didn't, it would have been hilarious.

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mnote 17

It would've been fun to be her attorney in that situation. "Uh, ma'am, you have no case."

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GnaR_KiLL5150 12

That's what happens when you try to inhale ribs.

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mageepaigeee44 15

Maybe instead of complaining she should learn to chew her food.

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XPhoenixFire 17

Might have to put up a sign: Beware of bones

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cakefete2 30

Caution: bone-in ribs may contain bones and rib meat. Also, hot coffee may be hot.

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metalman746 5

Just another reason i will never work with the public. They are idiotic dipshits.

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thebigtwinkie 28

That kind of people is supposed to be extinct

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HeadlessSparrow 20

I guess there are still some out there

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oreyoes 15

Then the human species would be extinct.

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Axipiter 24

Let's grab our pitchforks and torches, and find the stragglers!

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girI 20

But wouldn't that make our gene pool too limited, resulting in interbreeding? Especially if, like everyone here seems to agree, they make up such a large part of the population...

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