Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
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wicker75 0
she took your beard trimmer so she could shave her own beard.
yuggi1 11
Should had been there, OP. I can't believe you trusted her! She's your ex for a reason, remember that.
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Comments (121)
luluq 0
um... imnot sure how to say this except to just say it. she left you for your shower head. sorry man.
bozo92 0
sounds like it wasnt only being used for your beard, that might explain the shower head and soap aswell
allmidnighteyes 11
Now you can toss hygiene to the wind and grow out a majestic Viking beard. I see no problem here.
jjnotantibi 2
I agree with 57
Jasonf6 0
I sure hoped you called the police on the bitch.
a7x_RoCk3r 12
Um...get it back? maybe?
lezglo 0
That sucks
faifai_fml 21
Oh man, that happened to me too. Thing was, he wasn't even my ex until I came back from Colorado to find that he'd moved back in with his mom & even taken the curtains and potholders. That might have happened to this guy too. Anyway, it gets better, and you'll be ok some day. Hang in there.
ald2008 0
My ex did the same thing to me. He took everything (even stuff that wasn't his) except a broken couch and two TVs. He then took the liberty of throwing trash and my belongings EVERYWHERE that took me 4 days and nights to clean up. Then I had to by a bunch of cooking supplies and everything else. It sucks, but life goes on and you find someone better.
robberry 11
Yeah, you probably should have been there...